Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

feeling dizzy

Harley's POV

''why can't you do your fucking job right!'' i jolted awake hearing my puddin yell a few seconds later i heard a loud bang one of mistah J's henchmen must'v done something wrong as most of them are dumb asses he always said that me and frosty were the only good ones well of course i was more his partner in crime then a henchwoman always by his side i was pulled from my thoughts when i heard the door open ''morning doll'' J said walking in a frustrated look on his face ''goons givin you a hard time pud'' i asked '' yes i didn't mean to wake you up harls'' he said sitting on the edge of the bed ''its okay puddin i needed to get up anyway'' i assured him before getting up but quickly closing my eyes and grabbing the bed frame to keep myself from falling ''sweets are you okay'' i heard mistah J ask holding my waist so assumed he walked over when he saw me ''i'm fine puddin i just got up too quickly'' i lied letting go of the bed frame walking over to my vanity leaning against it acting like nothing was wrong 

Joker's POV

i could tell harley was lying she wasn't walking like usual her voice wasn't as high pitched and her breathing was a bit faster then it should be so i casually walked over to her like normal playing with a small bit of her hair when i realised she was really pale well more pale then she usually is ''harls i think you're sick'' i told her ''what no i'm fine see'' she replied walking away before stumbling and almost falling over i quickly ran to her grabbing her waist before she could fall  ''harley you're going back to bed'' i demanded picking her up and putting her on the bed ''but we were meant to go and annoy batsy '' she whined  ''you almost flew into the fucking weapon cabinet you're not fighting batman'' i stated ''but i'm not sick '' 

harley bolted up and ran to the door ''harley!'' i yelled going after her as she went to open the door she groaned and leaned against it ''doll don't do that you could of fainted'' ''and'' she sassed even though she was still a bit out of breath i rolled my eyes sick or not she was still such a child ''you could have cracked your fucking head open'' i exclaimed ''or break your neck'' i added ''if i can run rob a bank do gymnastics jump down from like 6 feet and land like a cat in high heels i'm sure i can run to a door'' ''not when you can barley walk across the room without falling'' harley pouted at me  ''you're such fucking child'' ''i know daddy'' harley flirted playfully before gripping my chains to keep herself balanced ''okay it's not playtime you're going to bed'' i stated again ''noooo'' and there it was that fucking whine that i hate maybe even more then i hate batman least she isn't in a ton of pain i thought to myself i hated seeing her in pain even if i was the cause then it makes me feel even worse   

i  picked harley up again she sighed in defeat playing with my gold chains i let her knowing it calms her ''are you gonna stay with me'' she whimpered looking up at me ''doll is that what this is about'' i asked she nodded her head looking back down i felt a bit guilty that she thought i would leave her alone ''of course pumpkin'' i assured laying down with her still i my arms harley smiled still fiddling with my chains ''you love doing that don't you'' i smirked she nodded ''it makes me feel safe''''and they're hot'' she added smirking i rolled my eyes typical harley ''you're something else you know that harls'' i chuckled ''that's why ya love me'' ''it is'' 

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