Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

clown family

thank you @harley-Quinnfandom for the idea

''lucy lucy'' harley yelled for her 6 year old daughter they were playing hide and seek harley had been looking for her for the past 20 minutes ''lucy where are you''

the joker heard his wife screaming for their daughter all the way from his office ''i swear to fuck if she lost her again'' he thought to himself standing walking to where he could hear the screaming ''did you lose her again'' he asked frustratedly ''no well kind of but i'm sure she's here'' harley said ''oh my god harley''

''LUCY'' he yelled before they heard small feet running down the stairs ''yes daddy'' lucy said innocently looking up at her father ''why were you hiding from your mother'' he growled ''we were playing hide and seek'' she answered ''and where were you'' ''under you and momma's bed'' she said ''i checked there!'' harley exclaimed in confusion ''i know i moved to the other side from where you looked'' the joker burst out laughing ''OH HARLS YOU GOT OUTSMARTED BY A 6 YEAR OLD'' he said through his fits of laughter harley rolled her eyes ''i wasn't outsmarted'' she paused for a moment ''i was tricked'' she finished crossing her arms ''or you were outsmarted'' J snickered '' no i wasn't'' harley fought back slapping his arm while lucy was giggling at her parents ''arguing''

''lucy'' ''yes momma'' ''why did you come to daddy but not me'' harley asked sitting on the couch with her and joker '' because i'm her favorite'' joker replied before lucy could tell her ''no because you weren't apart of the game daddy'' his daughter sassed ''what i'm offended'' he said faking being hurt while harley was giggling her head off ''i think you've been spending to much time with mommy and aunt ivy'' joker said ''i knew it was bad idea letting you three go on a girls day'' he added ''well how about you two go on a daddy daughter day together'' harley suggested ''i have been quite busy the past few weeks'' he thought out loud ''we'll go tuesday how about that pumpkins'' ''yes!'' lucy and harley squealed at the same time joker shook his head at how similiar they were ''i don't know how i put up with you two'' he joked ''but ya do'' ''some how''

this oneshot is a lot shorter then the others but i think i did the idea justice also i'm going to make a oneshot book about these 3 called ''oneshots of the clown family''