<when ever joker gets rid of something that could hurt him or harley he'll never say ''before one of us gets hurt'' but only shows concern for harley example ''harley stay there and let me clean this glass up before you hurt yourself ''
<Unlike J Harley doesn't swear a lot unless jokers reving up his Harley but outside of that when she does swear it's a lot at once "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK OH SHIT OH SHIT OH GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE SON OF A BITCHY ASS BITCH" joker LOVES IT and finds it hilarious
<if Harley has a bad dream joker will slowly rock from side to side with her in his arms
<one of joker's favourite things about Harley is how small she is he always says it's one the cutest things about her that and the countless other things he finds adorable about her which is pretty much everything
< if Harley won't tell him something he'll say her full birth name and she'll realise how serious he his and tell him
Sorry for not posting in ages I've been busy writing something that I will not say yet for reasons :)
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Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.
RomanceOne-shots about The Joker and Harley Quinn. These are based on Suicide Squad's characterisation, so no abuse. Fluff central. if you will. I do not own the characters or suicide squad, the rights go to DC. I just write things about them for other peo...
