Tw: sexual themes (in a joking manner)
Enjoy, darlings!
______________________
Dream:
You:
Hey bitch wake up new
lore just dropped
Dream:
Wtf babe it's like three
in the morning
And no it didn't
You:
YEAH CUZ YOUR
BITCHASS WON'T HOP
OFF MY DICK AND ONTO
THE SMP
Read: 3:12 AM
You:
I LOVE YOU THO
Read: 3:13 AM
Georgenotfound:
You:
Bitch if you're up
I stg you'll be catching
these fuckin hands
Read: 4:02 AM
You:
Goddamnit
Get yo ass in here
for a mf cuddle
George:
If you say so
Sapnap:
Sapnap:
FUCK I WAS A FOOTBALL
BOY IN HIGHSCHOOL
You:
Why tf are you up this late
Go to sleep
Sapnap:
I WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER
NOW I PLAY VIDEO GAMES
WTF HAPPENED
You:
Blame dream and go
to sleep or you'll hate
yourself in the morning
Sapnap:
Jokes on you I'm gonna
hate myself regardless
You:
Come cuddle me babes
Sapnap:
Omw
Patches?
You:
Patches.
Karl Jacobs:
Karl:
Hey if you're up I love
u sm and ur really really
special to me and I would
do literally anything for you
<3!!
You:
Anything? 🥺
Karl:
Anything. 🥺
You:
Go to sleep
Karl:
No♥️
You:
Come cuddle me
Karl:
Bet
Quackity:
Quackity:
Life is an std
You:
Maybe yours is but
definitely not mine
Quackity:
Didn't your mom get her
tubes tied and still end up
with you?
You:
Low blow, bitch, sleep
with one eye fuckin open
Quackity:
What does that mean
Read: 2:19 AM
Quackity:
Babe
What does that mean
Read: 2:19 AM
Quackity:
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Read: 2:20 AM
Wilbur Soot:
Wilbur:
What is your opinion
on ant eaters
You:
They can suck my dick
Wilbur:
That's my job tho :(
You:
Will, I might punch you
JESUS FUCK
ITS SO LATE LOVE GO
TO SLEEP
Wilbur:
Cuddles?
You:
And forehead kisses,
darling
Wilbur:
I should marry you
You:
We'll talk in the morning
Jack Manifold:
You:
Yo
Bald Boi
How unlikely is it that
you would be able to
pick me up rn
Jack:
Are you in immediate
danger?
You:
Idk probably not
Jack:
Sleep there
You:
Wtf so rude
Read: 3:27 AM
You:
Dont leave me on read
Bald bitch
Read: 3:27 AM
You:
Wow okay I see how
it is 🙄
Read: 3:28 AM
You:
Okay but fr tho it's
cold as shit come
pick me up and
I'll make you breakfast
tomorrow
Jack:
Omw
Technoblade:
Techno:
I love you
Delivered: 4:31 AM
You:
Gonna cry you're
so sweet my love
I'm so in love with you
Delivered: 11:45 AM
Read: 2:39 PM
Tommyinnit:
You:
JUMP IN THE CADILLAC
GIRL LETS PUT SOME
MILES ON IT
ANYTHING YOU WANT
JUST TO PUT A SMILE
ON YA
YOU DESERVE IT BABY
YOU DESERVE IT ALL
AND I'M GONNA GIVE
IT TO YOU
Tommy:
Go to sleep and die
You:
Anything you want,
baby ;)
Tommy:
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Die
Die
Die
Die
You:
Love and light, bestie
<3
TubboLive_:
Tubbo:
I wonder what it would
be like to actually be inside
of a wasps nest while the
size of a wasp
You:
Go to sleep, sunshine
Tubbo:
:(
You:
I'll come over
Ranboo:
Purpled:
YOU ARE READING
MCYT/DSMP oneshots/preferences
Fanfictionhey there darling! requests are open for reader inserts, preferences, and ships! I will not write smut/nsfw for any characters as I am uncomfortable writing that, but there will be mentions, thank you!
