{Incorrect Quotes #9}

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*Phone Rings*

Puffy: Hello?

Bad: It's Bad.

Puffy: What's bad?

Bad: No, it's BadboyHalo.

Puffy: Oh, what did he do?

Bad: No, it's me.

Puffy: Ah. What did you do?

Bad: -_- You mean Muffin Head.

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Tubbo: How do tall people sleep? Like, aren't they too tall for the blanket so how do they do it???

Ranboo: Tubbo. It is 3 in the morning.

Tubbo: So, your having trouble sleeping?

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*In the Store*

Dream: I need a cake and a pack of cigarettes for Wilbur.

~Meanwhile, on the other side of the store~

Sapnap: See, George? Dream knows what he needs to get. So hurry the fuck up!

George: Hm. . .

Sapnap: *sounds of pain*

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Bad: Is 4 a lot?

Foolish: Depends.

Foolish: 4 books, no. 4 bodies, yes.

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Tubbo: START TALKING!!

Aimsey: Well, I-

Tubbo: SHUT UP!!

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Punz: How hot is it?

Dream: Uh. . . 180° Degrees.

Quackity: Every night, I pray to God to make me hotter.

. . .

Quackity: THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT, GOD!!!

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Tommy: How stupid do you think I am?!

Purpled: Heh. Do you want an honset answer.

. . .

Tommy: No. ;<

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Eryn: So, what's going between Bad and Tommy? I sense some tension.

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