{Incorrect Quotes #2}

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Elina: This is banned Eret.

Eret: ;-; My airhorn.

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Dream: This trip was 90% Successful.

Sapnap: Um, Dream? We can't find XD or Quackity.

Dream: This trip was 100% Successful.

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Purpled: Punz, why do you always work at late works of the night.

Punz: Because I've lost control of my life.

Hannah: -_- Go to bed and get a better sleeping schedule.

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Wilbur: *hitting Eret with a newspaper* Stop. Being. Sad. Over. Shit. You. Can't. Control.

Eret: *laughs a little as he wipes his tears*

Wilbur: UwU

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Quackity: ;-; Not fair how these people are taller than us all.

Skeppy: -_-" I make myself feel better by reminding myself there was a time Ponk was nearly as tall as Sam back in the day.

Quackity: :0 Sam used to be short? Picture??

Skeppy: Plenty.

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Jschlatt: Where the heck is the flashlight.

Charlie: (:

Jschlatt: . . . Spit it out. And clean it.

Charlie: *Blew* *goes to clean it*

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Foolish: Name one fictional toxic dad, that's at least better than your dad.

Karl: Ha, I would say. . . Starlord's dad because, at least he wanted him.

Everyone: *concerned*

Quackity: HA!!

Dream: Man, that's not funny!

Quackity: The fuck it ain't. It's hilarious!

Karl: ;-; *I wanted a dad.*

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Someone: Try watching Miraculous.

Me: . . .

*Weeks later*

Someone: Well?

Me: *frustrated* the protag is a stalker and doesn't appreciate Cat Noir, Adrien needs new friends, dad and Theapry and second of all the identity thing frustrates me the most because not only did Mari break that promise but it's clearly obvious!

Someone: 0_0"

Me: Never have me watch this again.
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XD: *gaining trust of everyone*

Karl: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

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Hannah: So, Phil and Sam, how did you two meet?

Sam: Oh, I met Phil when he was stabbing the shit out a guard.

Philza: And I met him as I saved him from that gaurd.

Puffy: 0_0

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