{Incorrect Quotes #23}

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Ponk: So; What made you want to come in for a therapy session today?

. . .

Ludwig: Corpse.

Ponk: Like an actual corpse or the person?

Ludwig: The person.

Ludwig: I'm never planning Friday The 13th with him again.

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Mumza: You know why you are here, son of mine.

Wilbur: ;-;"

Wilbur: I'm grounded aren't I?

Mumza: Yeah.

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Boomer: Why can't he love me?? ;-;

Hannah: Boomer- Trying to convince Punz to have a relationship is like asking him to fix his sleeping schedule.

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~The Past~

Teacher: So, what's the best thing about your sibling?

P. Foolish: Clingy.

P. Dream: ^ ^

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Niki: Jack- I'm starting to get concerned about your mood swings.

Jack: What are you talking about; I'm fine.

*Jack was indeed not okay*

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*Wilbur gives Eret a note and says he could write a second book and not to read it*

. . .

Me: There is Lore in that book.

???: Without a doubt.

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Foolish: Why is our life so fucked up?

Dream: Dunno, ask who decided to bring us into this world.

Foolish: I don't even know my real parents but okay-

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XD doing something stupid

Me: I will kill him again.

You Guys: We know you will-

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Ant: How obvious can Punz be?

Purpled: Depends; Mostly when he forgets his ADHD Medication.

Punz: -_-"

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Jschlatt: Where is Conner, I haven't seen him around.

Niki: 0_0"

~1 Hour Later~

Jschlatt: WILBUR MINECRAFT SOOT!!!

Wilbur: 0_0"

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Techno: You- Have anger problems.

Dream: Who do you think I got it from?

Techno: Fair enough. But you hide it well.

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Purpled: Do you have any idea what you did?!

Tommy: No?

Dr Jones: Want to break it down?

Purpled: YOU HAVE SCREWED UP!!

Tommy: 0_0"

Purpled: And nothing I say will stop Dream from exiling you.

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Tommy: Who destroyed the Hotel?

Hannah: Jack did-

Tubbo: It is a mystery.

Hannah: Wha- Jack did it!

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Eret: Why is it no one tells me shit when shit is about to go down?

Wilbur: Probably because if we tell you, they will hear and come murder all of us.

Eret: What-?

Wilbur: What-?

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Ant: . . . I miss Velvet. . . I miss him a lot.

Punz: I know buddy. . .

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*If Callahan had a voice*

Dream: So; Callahan, what would you like to say as you now have a voice?

Callahan: . . .*turns to XD*

XD: Yes.

Callahan: YOU ^@^#^^$ @%#%@% #^&#^#

Dsmp: 0_0

Bad: LANGUAGE!!

Tommy: HELL YEAH, GO OFF!!!

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