{MCYT} •Mini Stories• <Book 2>

{Bunch Of Quotes}

**This one is gonna be real different.**
**Why?**
**This is gonna be about Dsmp, Empire Smp, Last Life Smp and Hermitcraft and more.**

. . .

**This is gonna be fun.**
(:

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Xornoth: So, Joey texts me, 'Your Cute', so I text back, 'No, YOU'RE cute.', we've been on two dates and can't live without me all because I corrected his grammar.

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Foolish: You shouldn't be up here, how did you get up here?

Ranboo: I was sleepwalking.

Foolish: . . . How do you sleepwalk from Philza's House to the top of my tower?

Ranboo: I am, not a very smart being.

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George: Why can't trees drop something actually useful?

Sapnap: So, fuck oxygen.

Bad: Language!

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Scar: So, for self defence reasons I want you two to pretend I'm a robber.

Grian: Okay!

Mumbo: Alright.

Scar: Hand me your diamonds, I don't have all day!

Mumbo: Bold of you to assume I have diamonds.

Grian: Bold of you to assume I wanna live-

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Ghostboo: I've called this meeting because I feel like not everyone in this room is getting along.

Tubbo: It's just me and Aimsey.

Ghostboo: Exactly.

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Jimmy: Where you dropped on your head as a baby?

Lizzy: Heh, Bold of you to assume I was held.

Jimmy: . . .

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Joe: I'm going to the store for a few things, need anything?

Cleo: For my enemies to be dead.

. . .

Joe: I only have 10 diamonds.

Cleo: Just get snake food for my pets. -_-

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Cleo: Adoption is hard. . . I need to find the perfect one for my family.