Wilbur: *relaxing at home*
Wilbur: *gets a face time request from James* ?
Wilbur: James-
James: HELP, WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A 5'8 IRISH MAN!!! HE'S GONE MAD!!!
Wilbur: . . .
Wilbur: James, wtf-
Jack: THERE YOU ARE!!
James: AHHH!!!
Wilbur: 0_0
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Dream: Listen, I respect your right to piss off people you want but I'd like to ask of you a few questions so we can forget about this conversation.
Wither Cult: Okay.
Dream: *inhales and exhale*
Dream: . . . Did it have to be my brother?
Foolish: *holding an axe*
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Me: *deciding to watch YHS because Grian was in it and because I watched it as a kid* What's the worst that could happen?
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Me: . . . Now I see why I fear animals and barely remember this guy. This show was not made for the eyes of a kid.
**Lesson: Just because a thumbnail has Minecraft on it, does not mean it is kid friendly.**
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Todem Of Death: You know, we can just kill them now and make it look like an accident, we've done it before.
Foolish: Mother fucker, let me sleep!
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Aimsey/Tubbo: *arguing and fighting*
Ghostboo: ;-; *just wanted to be nice and save Aimsey from everything*
Ran: This is doing my head in. . .
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Dream: Tree houses are the best! Their mythical, fun, cool.
. . .
Dream: And away from people! :)
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DreamXD: Callahan was once my pet.
Foolish: You were?!
Callahan: . . .
Me: And that was 'Oh Crap' moment 2.
Me: Out of 3.
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Sam: . . .
Child. Dream: You look sad.
Sam: ?
Child. Dream: You look sad, I-I don't like it. I'm going to fix it! Open your hands.
Sam: *opens his hands*
Child. Dream: *Holds up a plush dog toy* Squish*
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Tommy: Uncle Nasty isn't possessed!
Wilbur: SPIRITS BEGONE FROM THIS DOLL!!!
Charlie: We ain't having another Annabelle case.
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*Fandoms Exist*
Me: *snatches it*
Wattpad/YouTube: -_-'
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Quackity: *throws up*
Jschlatt: Good thing we got a bucket.
Foolish: How did you know he was going to puke?
Jschlatt: Jschlatt Fun Fact; I have a history you see: With Vomiting.
Jschlatt: Any time I had a stomach problem, I could never just hurl my guts once and be good, okay?!
Jschlatt: It was a cycle!
Jschlatt: Which made nausea and I, terribly well acquainted back then.
Charlie: ;-;" *pats Jschlatt on the back*
Jschlatt: So, I'm am well educated on the signs of people's faces when their about to puke our their lunch.
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Shroud: We dub thee, Child Protector!
Eret: *chuckles* Awe.
Michael: Auntie Eret is the best!
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Punz: I'm tried. . .
Boomer: Go to bed.
Punz: No.
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Bad/Tommy: *at war*
Tubbo/Aimsey: *at war*
Dream: I don't care anymore! I don't! I just want the Dsmp to have one peaceful day! One peaceful day!
Dsmp: . . .
Dream: Fuck!
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Ran: I'm out.
Jackie: Wait, Ran-
Ran: And I'm taking the briancell with me.
Jackie: Wait BudDy PLeaSe-!
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{MCYT} •Mini Stories• <Book 2>
Fanfiction~No One Told Me Books Had A Limit To 200 Chapters.~
