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Wanda Maximoff: Un-Sober Activities

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Time always moved a bit weird for you, but even weirder when you were high. The edible hit you like a ton of bricks on an empty stomach.

Your body was moving on its own accord, rocking back and forth as a warmth spread through your chest.

The dryness of your mouth didn't bother you as you watched fruits dancing on your tv screen. You chuckled as they bounced to the beat of the music.

You had heard that watching baby sensory videos, when you were high, was an amazing experience. So far the rumors were proving to be true. It had been 3 hours of you staring at dancing fruits smiling at you.

" Baby, I'm home," you weren't privy to the voice calling you.

Wanda was confused when she didn't get an answer back. She walked through the house until she got to the living room.

When she saw the situation you were in, she had to hold in her laughter. An amused look played across her face as she watched you bouncing in your seat along with the fruit.

Your mouth was slightly opened, but your eyes were closed.

She walked over to and took your hands. Your eyes peeled open, and a dopey smile draped itself across your face," I wished for the most beautiful woman in the world to appear and here you are."

" You're so corny when you're high," she plopped down next to you.

" You know you love it when I'm corny."

She places a quick peck on your lips," It's one of my favorite things about you."

You kiss her again on her lips, then on her cheek, then her forehead, and then you barrage her face with kisses. She giggles as you kiss every inch of her face.

You bury your head in her neck and mumble against her skin," I love you so much Wands."

Wanda's arms hold you in place," I love you too baby, but can we turn this baby stuff off?"

You look up at her and frown," But I like being a jumping fruit."

Wanda runs her hands through your hair," I know, baby, but I'm way too sober to be watching this stuff."

A devious smirk crosses your face," What if you got un-sober and watched baby sensory videos with me?"

" Un-sober?" She laughs as she questions your verbiage.

" You know what I mean," you say in a whiny tone.

She squints her eyes in a joking manner," I don't know, pitch it to me. Hypothetically, if I were to get high then what?"

You have your answer locked and loaded before she even finishes the question," Easy, 1st we order snacks and food, then we shower, then we eat snacks and food, then we cuddle while watching baby sensory videos until we fall asleep."

You placed both of your hands on either side of her face, squishing her cheeks," Couples that get high together, love forever."

She grabbed onto your wrist removing your hands from her face," Ok, ok, I'll get high with you."

You practically tackled her in her spot. Instead of sitting on the couch, her back lay flat as you squeezed the air out of her.

" You gotta let me up, or I won't get high, baby?"

You groan," But you're comfy."

She places a kiss on the top of your head," We gotta stick to your plan, remember?"

That gets you off of her instantly," Right, you go take an edible, and I'll order the snacks. Then I'll meet in the bathroom."

She nods before breaking away from you. Wanda thought you were completely adorable when you were high.