Demon Slayer Headcannons and Oneshots

°headcannon #27°

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𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖧𝖺𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗋𝖺𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈: 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖿𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝗉𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌

Mitsuri Kanroji

- You would think that as one of the strongest Hashira that she wouldn’t be intimidated by insects

- After all, she is pretty close to Shinobu and Obanai

- Surely this sweetheart would be able to save you from this predicament!

- Well you thought wrong

- From the second she lays eyes on you cowering in the corner staring at the ceiling in horror, concern washes over her

“Aw baby, are you alright? Are you hurt?”

- Until she follows your unmoving stare - to find the spider you’ve been glaring at this whole time

- A shriek is ricocheting all around the building’s interior as Mitsuri scrambles to the opposite corner, nearly knocking over the small table in the process

“Sweetie, there’s a spider”

- You warn nervously

- Mitsuri is biting her nails as she frantically looks at you and the spider over and over

“How do we get rid of it? I don’t want to touch it!!!”

- Turns out Mitsuri hates spiders too

- Kind of ironic for the Love Hashira, don’t you think?

- Both of you try to throw objects at the spider to hopefully kill it without ruining the ceiling

- Mitsuri isn’t even close to hitting the spider because her throws aren’t even reaching the ceiling

- She keeps severely underestimating her tosses because she is afraid to cause more damage

- Now you’re both stuck

- You end up chucking a newspaper at it, causing the spider to scurry a couple inches to dodge the roll of paper

- This freaks both of you out, leading to Mitsuri clinging to you as you both run out of the room

- Eventually one of Mitsuri’s cats will wander into the room and take care of the problem for you both

- You now have an ally in your arsenal :)

Obanai Iguro

- It’s no secret that Obanai loves creepy shit

- He loves horror, foggy days, and Halloween is probably his favourite holiday

- Obanai even has Kaburamaru around, he’s for all things spooky

- When he walks in to find you cowering away from a spider on the table near your cup of tea, his reaction surprises you

- He’s lowkey offended