Wenclair One-Shots

I Think It's 'Converse'; Just Say Talk

Summary:

Wednesday Addams thought she has done enough. She allowed the hugging sessions to increase from two times a week to four. That's more than half of the week, about 57%, sacrificed. She granted the proposition to move their beds together for their senior year. She is graciously letting rainbow colors to bleed onto her side of the room. That was already a breaking point!

So why, in the Edgar Allan Poe, did Yoko suggest to Wednesday that she should try to 'spice up' her relationship with Enid by...dirty talking?

(EnidStoleMyWig's Comments - NAH THIS ONE HAD ME CACKLING, CRYING IN THE CLUB RN 😭😂 THE ABSOLUTE SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT)

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Wednesday Addams thought she has done enough. She allowed the hugging sessions to increase from two times a week to four. That's more than half of the week, about 57%, sacrificed. She granted the proposition to move their beds together for their senior year. She is graciously letting rainbow colors to bleed onto her side of the room. That was already a breaking point!

So why, in the Edgar Allan Poe, did Yoko suggest to Wednesday that she should try to 'spice up' her relationship with Enid by...dirty talking?

What does that even mean? Wednesday did not even know how this conversation arose. Then again, when she is forced to be left alone with Yoko Tanaka, dumb topics like dirty talking is bound to be mentioned.

Okay, why don't we start from the beginning?

It was a normal, girls-out, day in Jericho. It was dreary, drizzling, and dreadful. Wednesday thought it was the perfect day to go out. Enid, Divina, and that damn Yoko thought that if Wednesday was in a good mood, for once, they should have a double date. That put a frown back on Wednesday's lips.

But when Enid uses her stupid puppy eyes on her, Wednesday reluctantly agrees. So they had their brunch date at the Weathervane, sitting in the booths for the window view. Enid and Wednesday sat on one side while Divina and Yoko sat on the other. Enid, Divina, and Yoko, already besties pre-Wednesday era, were giggling and gossiping as if the cafe could not hear them. Wednesday did everything she can to focus on the taste of her bitter expresso and kinda regret booting Tyler out of Jericho. He did give her free quads and she sorta missed that. Mostly, because she really needed it to get through this.

The trio was talking about their plans for their senior year, the trips, the ditch days assigned, college acceptance letters, and questioning why Enid got blessed with wolf puberty and had a 'glow-up'. Something about Enid being endowed because she had to deal with the Wednesday curse.

Yeah, Enid did get a 'glow-up'. She looked more like an adult supermodel than a lanky tween desperate to sharpen her wittle paws.

Wednesday flinched. Wittle? Oh no, Enid really is rubbing off on her.

But it was true. Enid looked utterly different after her wolf puberty. It took two years but she has grown taller, matured, and aged quite ethereal. It reminded Wednesday of her mother, how Morticia always seemed to be on a different level than mortals. Enid had grown beautifully with her long, wavy blonde hair, toned arms, and...