Rigby: Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man! Mordecai, Nico check it out! I found it in the trash in the back. Isn't it cool?
(Rigby brings a cracked plate decorated with a face and words SIMON KIPNER GODFATHER OF THE SOUL PATCH)
Nico : Yeah I can see you got this out the trash.
Mordecai: Dude, you gotta stop pulling stuff out of the trash. It's unnatural.
Rigby: You're unnatural! Besides, this is different. It's a treasure from the past.
Mordecai: It is a pretty sweet plate.
Rigby: We should put some food on this baby!
Nico : Hmm, hmm. Agreed. But what ? Pizza ?
Rigby : No.
Nico : Nachos?
Rigby : No.
Nico: Ummmm. Hot dog?
Rigby : No no dude. Those foods are for the paper plates kind this is a special kind of plate.
Mordecai : You know what would look great on this plate? Chocolate cake!
Nico : Mmmmmm. Chocolate cake.
Rigby: Ahhhhh, yes. But how can we afford something as good as chocolate cake?
Mordecai: Don't worry, dude. I think I know where we can get one.
(Mordecai RIgby and Nico are at the grocery store)
Mordecai (continued): Check it, dudes. Cake mix. Add some water, slap it in the oven, pull that greasy pig out and BAM! You've got yourself a cake, baby.
Rigby: I can't wait to eat that greasy pig. Wait, how much does it cost?
Mordecai: (Looks at the box) A buck fifty.
Mordecai Rigby & Nico: Aaaargh!
Nico: I told you guys cake mix is too expensive.
Mordecai Rigby and Nico go to a wedding)
Doorman: Do you know the bride or the groom?
Mordecai Rigby & Nico: Uhhh..
Mordecai: The one with the cake?
(The doorman shuts the door)
Mordecai Rigby & Nico: Ugghhh!!
Nico : I told you guys we should've said the bride.
(Mordecai Rigby & Nico go to the free store)
Cashier at the free store: Yeah, we don't have cakes.
Nico : I told you guys they didn't have .
Mordecai and Rigby : SHUT UP !!!!
(Mordecai Rigby and Nico groan, scene cuts to the house)
Mordecai: (Sighs) Well, I'm all out of ideas.
Rigby: Ooh! I got it! There's that chocolate cake at the snack bar!
Mordecai: Yeah. We should get that cake.
Nico: What but, Benson will only let you have it for free if it's your birthday.
Rigby: Who's to say it's not my birthday?
Mordecai: Who's to say it's not my birthday?
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
