Episode begins with Mordecai,Rigby and Nico walking to the fountain to clean it)
Rigby: Uggggggggggghh!
Mordecai: C'mon, Rigby, it will be over before you know it.
Rigby: Man, I hate cleaning the fountain! It's like the worst job at The Park!
Nico : Why do we have to clean it anyways, isn't that what rain is for?!
Mordecai: I know, dude, but we just gotta power through it. Here, I'll turn off the water, Rigby start the hose.
Rigby: What?! Why do I have to start the hose?!
Mordecai: It's your turn. And Nico's did both positions last time.
Rigby: My turn, your turn,and who did all positions what's the difference? We're a team, man.
Mordecai: Then man up and do it for the team.
Rigby: Rock, paper, scissors for who starts the hose.
Mordecai: Fine.
(They play rock, paper, scissors. Mordecai gets scissors and Rigby gets paper.)
Rigby: Two out of three?
Mordecai: Start the hose!
Rigby: (angrily mocking Mordecai) "Start the hose."
(Mordecai turns off the fountain and Rigby puts the hose inside the fountain. Rigby sighs, then puts his mouth on the hose and accidentally sucks in the water.)
Rigby: (spitting out the water) Blegh! It tastes like how Muscle Man smells!
Nico : Why would you even do that man it's gross.
Mordecai: Yeah, dude. But check out all this free stuff.
Rigby: All right, what's it gonna be this time?
(They find the baby ducks in the fountain among with some trash)
Rigby: A bunch of baby ducks?
Mordecai: We must have stranded them when we drained the water.
(Mordecai tries to catch them but they run away)
Mordecai: C'mon, dude, help me get them out! We can't clean the fountain with them still in it!
(Mordecai, Rigby and Nico try to catch them but they can't keep up with the ducks.)
(The start chirping)
Mordecai: Get the bucket.
(Nico chases the ducks into a bucket. Rigby,Nico and Mordecai dump the ducks out of the bucket)
Nico: I wonder what they were doing in there all alone.
Rigby: Maybe their mom got scared off or something.
Mordecai: Ready to get back to work?
Nico : Fine.
Rigby: I guess.
(Rigby tries to walk away, but the baby ducks keep following him).
Rigby: I think they're following me!
Mordecai: Haha, dude! They imprinted on you!
Rigby: What?!
Nico: Haha, they did! They totally think you're their mom!
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN REGULAR SHOW IM JUST MAKING STORIES FOR MY OC Mordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico an orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to h...
