The episode begins with Mordecai, Rigby and Nico watching a movie at the coffee shop)
TV Announcer: Now, back to Crime Scene Detective Cops 2.
(guys on the TV drive up to some ladies)
Cop 1: (sounds like Mordecai) Hey, ladies. Did you happen to catch our license plate? It's missing some numbers.
Cop 2: (sounds like Rigby) Your numbers. How 'bout it, ladies?
(the girls chuckle)
Blonde Girl: (takes out sheet) Here!
Cop 3: (sounds like Nico) And that's how you get a chick's number.
Cop 2: Aw, yeah! Cruisin'!
(everyone in the movie laughs, then, freezeframes to show the caption "end." Margaret, Eileen and Sabrina aren't impressed)
Margaret, Eileen and Sabrina: What?
Rigby: Whoa. That was awesome!
Margaret: I can't believe you think that's cool.
Eileen: Yeah. That movie was chauvinistic.
Sabrina : And also, inaccurate.
Nico : I don't know. I heard that movie was based on a true story.
Rigby: If this movie has taught us anything, and it definitely has, you only need one thing to get a girl's number. (sign-languages driving) A sweet ride.
Eileen: I mean, Not necessarily. You could just, you know, ask a girl for it, Rigby.
Rigby: (startles Eileen) Eileen, don't be so naive, that would never work.
Mordecai: Rigby's right. It's a known fact that wheels make you more attractive.
Rigby: A known fact! I don't know how many times I've almost gotten a girl's number, then some guy in a muscle car would swing in and totally ruin my game.
Nico : For real ! I know a lot of people that got girls number by having a sweet ride ! And I witnessed it .
(Margaret, Eileen and Sabrina laugh)
Margaret: Oh, guys. You're kidding, right?
Mordecai: Are you saying you wouldn't give us your number if we pulled up in some cool wheels?
Margaret: You dorks would never be able to get a girl's number cruising.
Mordecai: Oh yeah?
Margaret: (Puts hands on the table and stares into Mordecai's eyes): Yeah.
Rigby: (hops up to table): Let's bet on it!
Margaret: Okay. How about dinner? If you guys get a girl's number from cruising by the end of the day-
Eileen: -which you won't-
Margaret: -we'll pay for it. But if you don't,-
Sabrina: -hope you can afford Lobster and Filet Mignon, guys.
Mordecai: Hmm, hmm. We accept your challenge.
Nico : We will definitely win!
Rigby: I hope you guys can afford Unlimited Corn-Dog bar.
Margaret: Well gentlemen, good luck.
(Margaret, Eileen and Sabrina chuckle and walk away)
Mordecai: Whoa, did you just see that? They were totally flirting with us.
Nico : WHAT?! Sabrina was ? Wait ? YES!!!
Rigby: Flirt? Is that wha-? Wait a mi... nah.
Mordecai: Dude, they know were gonna win. They're just playing hard to get.
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