(The episode begins in the kitchen, where has a lot of stuff on the table)
Rigby: You're probably wondering why I brought you here today.
Mordecai: Not really.
Nico : You just woke me up saying you've made the most brilliant idea ever made.
Rigby: Check it. All the richest people in history have drinks named after them. Shirley Temple, Arnold Palmer, John F. Lemonade. What drink's gonna make me rich you ask? I'll tell you what. (fixes up a drink) One can of RadiCola, frozen fruit juice concentrate, a dash of hot sauce... (Mordecai and Nico looks disgusted) Sugar Roasted Sugar Bombs for texture, and the rest... (adds some fruits and fish bones, followed by pickles) Mordecai, Nico witness The Rig juice!
Nico ; That looks toxic.
Mordecai: Dude, I don't think you should drink that.
Rigby: (drinks his Rig Juice, then coughs wildly) Whoa... my face feels like magic. Dudes, wanna taste?
Nico : Not in your life.
Mordecai: Pfft, yeah right. I'm not dumb enough to drink that stuff.
Rigby: Come on, we do dumb stuff all the time! We're like three peas in a pod.
Mordecai: Uh, no.. I'm definitely smarter than you.
Nico : Same here.It's been that way ever since you dropped out of high school.
Rigby: Dude, what? I don't need no high school education. You can't use everything from school in everyday life.
(Benson walks in with some tools.)
Benson: Hey, Mordecai, Rigby,Nico I got a question for you. You know those six box turtles at the park petting zoo? Each of those turtles needs a turtle fence. Assuming each turtle needs nine square feet of space, I need you guys to figure out the minimum number, of nine foot planks to use for construction.
Rigby: (confused) Uh...
Mordecai: Whoa, Whoa, slow down, Benson. Rigby can't answer that question.
Nico : He doesn't have a high school diploma.
Benson: You don't have a diploma? Thanks for wasting my time. Where's ? I'll go ask him.
Muscle Man : Ask Skips what?
Mordecai: Oh, just about some math problem that Rigby doesn't know how to solve.
Rigby: STOP TALKING!!! Just because I couldn't solve some math problem, doesn't make you more smarter than me!
Gremo : Check that grammar, bro.
Rigby: Huh?
Muscle Man: "More Smart", not "More Smarter".
Hi Five Ghost: Didn't you learn that in high school?
Rigby: LEARN THIS!! A high school diploma never got nobody nothin' and that's a fact!
(A horn honks as a Burger Bros. truck stop by.)
Worker: Free Burgers! Free Burgers for all high school graduates!
Muscle Man: Whoo! I'm a high school graduate! I got my diploma right here!
Gremo : Yo! Yo ! Yo ! Here my diploma !
Nico : Let's get it !
Mordecai: Yeah-yuhhh!
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
