Prankless

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(The episode begins with the picture of ' House with laughing in background. We then cut to Mordecai, Rigby and Nico's bedroom where Muscle Man Hi Five Ghost and Gremo are taping Mordecai's bed to the ceiling)

Muscle Man: I can't wait to see the look on Mordecai's face when he finds his bed on the ceiling. He'll be like, (Mimics Mordecai) "Oh no, where am I gonna sleep tonight?" (He,Hi Five Ghost and Gremo laugh) Best prank ever!

Gremo : Man I wanna see their faces!

(They high five each other as Pops comes in, chasing a red balloon.)

Pops: Hahaha! I've got you this time, balloon.

(He touches the balloon, causing it to hit the bed; the tape rips and the bed crashes down on Pops, leaving Muscle Man,Hi Five Ghost  and Gremo shocked. He sobs)

Gremo ( shcoked) : Oh my god ! No !

Muscle Man: (shocked) Oh no, bro!

(Pops hysterically sobs as Benson, Mordecai, Rigby, Nico, and Skips  come into the room)

Benson: Pops! (Skips lifts the bed off of Pops, who is injured) Call an ambulance, now! (Mordecai rushes off to call an ambulance while Nico, Rigby, Skips and Benson comfort Pops) It's gonna be OK, Pops.

(Pops is still sobbing in pain as Muscle Man looks upset and guilty, traumatized upon seeing what he has done; Scene goes to outside where two paramedics are carrying a groaning, bandaged up Pops on a stretcher with a blanket over him)

Nico : Oh Pops! 

Paramedic #1: He should be fine in a few days, but he's definitely lucky to be alive. That bed could've killed him.

(The words 'killed him' echo in Muscle Man's head, making him feel worried. He then runs to Pops, who is now carried away on a gurney.)

Muscle Man: Pops! Pops! Pops, I'm so sorry, bro! It was an accident!

Pops: (Groans) No worries, I'll be quite alright.

Muscle Man: No, Pops, I almost killed you, all because of my stupid prank. I swear, from this day forward, I will never prank again. Ever.

Paramedic #2: OK. That's enough.

(Pops moans in agony as the paramedics load him into the ambulance and drive away into the distance; Muscle Man looks guilty as he trudges away slowly in shame, while Mordecai, Rigby, Nico,Skips, and Benson look on)

Mordecai: Dude, Muscle Man, where are you going?

Muscle Man: Away, bro. I'm done with pranking forever.

(As Muscle Man rounds the hill, the others try to comprehend what just happened.)

Rigby: All right! No more pranks from Muscle Man! Up high! (Raises hand to high-five)

Benson: No, Rigby, this is bad. We've got a huge problem on our hands now that Muscle Man has given up pranking.

Mordecai: What are you talking about?

Nico : Yeah, Muscle Man pranking us was one of the worst things about this job. Why is it such a big deal ? 

(A dramatic zoom-in on Benson's apprehensive face as he reveals the truth about Muscle Man's pranks.)

Benson: Believe it or not, Muscle Man's pranks saved this park a long time ago.

(Flashback of the Park as a battlefield; Pairs of underpants are on leaning flagpoles and toilet paper strewn across flaming log cabins.)

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