Episode begins with Mordecai,Rigby and Nico playing Xtreme Xcape)
Mordecai: Hm. Hm. I'm totally going to get to the bottom before you guys.
Rigby: Yeah, right.
Mordecai: Hm. I bet you can't shoot that barrel.
Rigby: Oh, yeah?
(Rigby shoots the barrel, unaware that it will do more harm than good. It explodes, and he ends up losing a life.)
Rigby: Aw, what?!
Nico : Stupid. (laughing)
Mordecai: (Laughs) Don't shoot the barrels, man. I bet you can't get that power-up.
(Rigby gets the "power-up", but it turns out that Mordecai tricked him again.)
Mordecai: (Laughs) I can't believe you did that! I was totally kidding, that slows you down! Check out my dude. I'm glad I picked the dude with the more aerodynamic hairstyle.
Nico : I'm glad I picked the character with no hair so I wouldn't worry about nothing.
Rigby: THAT'S IT!!!!! PAUSE THE GAME!!!
(Mordecai pauses the game)
Rigby: My dude's hairstyle is awesome, and I can totally kick you guys butt at this game!
Nico: You sound pretty confident. Care to wager on that?
Rigby: Yeah. If I win, you guys have to get your player's stupid haircut for a week. (Which is blonde and bald.)
Mordecai: And if we win,
Nico : You have to get your player's "awesome" haircut. (Which is an afro) Oh I am so gonna post that on my social media when you get it
Rigby: Fine, but you better not back down when I win, though.
Mordecai: Of course, dude, I never back out of a bet.
Nico : Neither do I.
Rigby: Hm. Hm. We'll see about that.
(Rigby goes AHHH and AUGHHHHH as he falls on the couch dramatically)
Mordecai: What are you doing?
Rigby: I'm dying, dude!
Mordecai: Get up, man.
Rigby: No, seriously, man! My stomach is crazy dry right now! I must be dehydrated!
Mordecai: Ughh, what do you need?
Rigby: I need water.
Mordecai: Ughh. I can't believe how lame you are sometimes. ( Door bell rings)
Nico : I'll get it.
(Mordecai walks into the kitchen to make Rigby some water and Nico gets the door.)
Rigby: Thanks, man.
(Rigby gets up when Mordecai is busy. He unplugs Mordecai and Nico's controller and says, "Don't forget to put ice in it." He then proceeds to put a sock over the plug to make it look like it's still plugged in.)
Mordecai: Here's your water, you baby.
(Rigby drinks his water)
Rigby: Nico get over here ! Thanks, man.
Nico : Coming !
Rigby Now that my stomach isn't dry anymore, I'm totally going to beat you guys.
Mordecai: Hm. Hm. I highly doubt it.
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