( Rigby enters and is carrying a big box)
Rigby : Dudes! Check it out, man! They're here
Mordecai : What's here?
Rigby: Our fake band t-Shirts that we ordered from that site last night.
Nico: Wait what ? When did we do that ?
Rigby: Last night, I asked you guys if you wanted to be in a band and you said...
(A flashback of the previous night shows Mordecai Rigby and Nico pounding sodas at the computer)
Mordecai: Yes, I wanna be in a band with you.
Nico : Same here bro !
Mordecai Rigby and Nico : OOOOOOOOOH!!!!
Mordecai : Alright, but we gotta have a cool band name. What do you think of "Cool Dudes"?
Rigby: "Face Punch."
Nico : "Rad 'N' Subtract N Divide"
Rigby: "Helicopter Crash."
Mordecai: What about "Mustache Cash Stash"?
Rigby: That's it! That's it!
Mordecai: Order the shirts! Order the shirts!
(The flashback ends)
Mordecai: Oh yeah, T-Shirts.
Rigby: Check it out. Bam! (Pulls out a "Mordecai and the Rigbys devil called Nico t-shirt)
Mordecai: Mordecai and the Rigbys devil called Nico What happened to Mustache Cash Stash?
Rigby: I changed it. Awesome, right? (Throws a t-shirt at Mordecai)
Nico : But that's just our names. We aren't really going to wear these around, are we? And besides you're basically said I'm the devil.
(Rigby puts on the shirt. Mordecai looks at him disapprovingly)
Margret : Woah, rad shirts! What are those for?
Rigby: They're for our band.
Margaret: You guys are in a band? "Mordecai and the Rigbys devil called Nico"? That's so cool.
Mordecai: No, no, no, we're not in a band, heh...
Margaret: (skeptically) So, what, it's some sort of fake band?
Mordecai: No, it's a real band, but just... not a big deal, you know?
Margaret: (gasps) Your band should play the open mic tomorrow night. (Hands Mordecai Rigby and Nico a flyer)
Mordecai: Yeah, for sure, uh... totally.
Margaret: Awesome. I can't wait to see you guys play. Well, I guess I'll see you then.
Mordecai: Yeah... see you then... then. (Faceplants on the table)
Nico : ( scoffs) Moron.
Rigby: What was that, man?
Mordecai: I don't know! I just didn't want her to think we had a stupid fake band!
Rigby: But now we gotta play that open mic tomorrow!
Mordecai: OK, OK, we can totally do this. We just gotta learn one song by tomorrow night.
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
