Prank Callers

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Episode begins with Mordecai Rigby & Nico  laughing when they are watching a prank call video on the computer. On the computer a phone rings)

Old Woman: Hello.

Master Prank Caller: Oh, yes, this is I'm a sure.

Old Woman: I'm a sure, who?

Master Prank Caller: I'm a sure glad I ain't Joe Mama! (Mordecai Rigby & Nico laugh at the prank call video) Oh, yeah! You just got pranked by the Master Prank Caller!

Nico : Oh my gosh ! Dude I'm dying ! ( laughing)

Rigby: The Master Prank Caller is the funniest thing on the internet, right, Mordecai?

Mordecai: Ye-e-eyah, I guess he's pretty funny. But you know what's even funnier than watching prank phone calls?

(Mordecai looks at the telephone)

Nico: Aw yeah boy!

Mordecai Rigby & Nico: Hmm, hmm, hmm!

(Cuts to Pops' room. Pops is ironing his pants when the telephone rings.)

Pops: Hello?

Rigby: [On the phone, off-screen] Hello, Pops?

Pops: Yes?

(Mordecai Rigby & Nico start snickering)

Rigby: [On the phone, off-screen] Please hold for a collect call from... JOE MAMA!!!

(Mordecai Rigby & Nico laugh off-screen, and call Skips, who is seen lifting weights)

Skips: Hello?

Nico: Hey, Skips, do you have a son named "Joe Mama"?

Skips: Excuse me?

(Mordecai Rigby & Nico laugh again. Skips hangs up with an angry look.)

(Cuts to Benson's apartment. He is sitting in his easy chair when the phone rings)

Benson: Hello?

Mordecai: Hey, Benson, you got any books by "Joe Mama"?

Benson: Who is this? (Mordecai Rigby & Nico laugh even harder than before. Mordecai lets go of the phone with Benson still talking)

Benson: [On the phone, off-screen] Wherever this is coming from, I will track you down and I will find you, and if it...!

Mordecai: Oh, dude, he's still on the phone!

Rigby: HE'S STILL ON THE PHONE?!?!?!

Nico: HE'S STILL ON THE PHONE! H, HA, HA, HA!!!

(Mordecai Rigby & Nico laugh their hardest and Mordecai hangs up. Nico falls to the ground, and Rigby's eyes begin to water)

Rigby: O-O-O-h! Oh, Mordecai, we're the best prank callers ever, aren't we?

Mordecai: Yeah, second best.

Rigby: What? Uh. Did you not hear what we just did? We were hilarious!

Mordecai: Yeah, we were. But we're not number one until we do this.

(Mordecai picks up a phone book and starts shifting through pages)

Nico: Who are you calling? (Mordecai stops shifting through pages and points to a number on the book)

Mordecai: The Master Prank Caller.

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