The episode begins with Mordecai,Rigby and Nico drinking coffee on the house's steps)
Mordecai: Alright, let's get back to work.
Rigby: Whoa, whoa, whoa! We should go get a coffee first.
Nico: What? We just had a coffee.
Rigby: Well, now hang on. Hear me out. We'll go to the , get another coffee and a jelly donut...!
Mordecai: (annoyed) No, dude, we gotta stay here and get back to work.
Nico : Benson is gonna blow a fuse.
Rigby: (mocking) "No, dude, we gotta stay here and get back to work." "Benson gonna blow a fuse"Listen to you guys, man. I'm gonna start calling you two Benson Jr.
( Benson overhears Rigby as he turns on a faucet, and turns his head)
Mordecai: Dude, Benson can't stand it when you leave jobs before they're even finished.
Rigby: Oh, please. (Benson pops his head into view) What's he gonna do?
Mordecai: (seeing Benson) Dude, stop.
Rigby: (waving hands) Fire me?
Nico: (through teeth) Dude shut up, It's Benson!
Rigby: Yeah, I know it's Benson. That's how it works around here. I don't do my work, and he doesn't do a thing about it. It's a win-win.
Benson: (walks in from behind the staircase to Rigby, angrily) Actually, it's a lose-lose, CAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!
Rigby: Whoa, Benson! I was just messing around. Sorry about that. I'm just gonna go back to work now, okay? (He starts running up the stairs)
Benson: No, you're not! You're actually fired. (points back) I want you out of here.
Nico : Wait what this is for real ?
Rigby: I'm sorry, Benson. It won't happen again!
Mordecai: Can't you just give him another chance?
( Pops walks in, pulling a wagon with a flower pot)
Pops: What's going on here?
Mordecai: Benson just fired Rigby.
Pops: Why, what's the matter, Benson?
Benson: (points at Rigby, agitated) Well, for one, he never finishes his work.
Rigby: That's not true. I always finish my work.
(We cut to a mini-montage of Rigby slacking off: First, he's playing video games as a vacuum cleaner runs behind him. Then, he's playing on the spring set as his sack and trashstick lay in the background. And finally, he stands asleep as he holds a running hose as we can back in the present)
Rigby: Okay. So, maybe I don't always finish my work, but, you never tell me how to! (desperately) How am I supposed to do something I don't even know how to do?!
Benson: I don't know. If you haven't figured it out already, you're not gonna figure it out anytime soon. I want you outta here!
Pops: Benson, Benson, calm down. Now I can see why you're distraught, but perhaps you can grant him one more chance?
Benson: No way. I've already given him too many.
Pops: But, he does have a point. He's never been properly trained.
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
