(The episode begins with Mordecai Rigby and Nico playing football in the living room.)
Nico : Twelve seconds on the clock ! Twelve seconds on the clock !
Rigby: (Laughing) Dude! I'm open, I'm open, dude!
Mordecai: (Snickers) Go long, dude!
(Throws a ball of socks at Rigby, sending him backwards off the couch.)
Rigby: Touchdown, sock faces!
(He throws down the socks and starts imitating cheering. Right then, Benson enters.)
Benson: Hey, you three ! Quit fooling around; we're having an emergency meeting.
Mordecai: Aw, what?
Rigby: Boooo.
Nico : Why !
Benson: (Signals to the door) Outside, now!
(He leaves as Mordecai Rigby and Nico watch. A Clock transition to outside Skips's place occur. All the park workers are standing outside.)
Benson: Alright, everyone. I got some bad news. The park is being audited. (Points to Pops) Pops tried to pay the park taxes... (Gives him a look) ...with lollipops.
(The workers voice their displeasure.)
Pops: But I gave them more than enough.
Benson: We already went over this, Pops. You pay taxes with money, not lollipops.
Pops: (Sad) Oh.
Rigby: (Spits) What's the big deal? It's not like an audit is a bad thing.
Benson: It is a bad thing, Rigby. If we don't take care of this, the government takes our stuff away.
(The rest of the workers panic.)
Benson (continued): Okay, we only have till three to stop the audit.
(Slowly pan over to Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, who are thinking up something funny.)
Benson (continued): Does anyone know someone who can help us? Anybody? Anybody at all?
Gremo ( whispers to Muscle Man) : Yo say it . Say it.
Muscle Man: (Raises his hand) I know someone who can help.
Benson: (threatening) If you say your mom, you're fired.
Muscle Man: (Long pause) MY MOM!
Benson: GET OUT!
Muscle Man: It was worth it!
Gremo : LETS GO!
(Muscle Man,Hi Five Ghost, and Gremo hi five and run off.)
Nico ( thinks) : Lets see, Lets see.
Mordecai: (Thinks) Hmmm... Hmph. Hey! (Looks at Rigby) We know someone.
Nico : Oh yeah !
Rigby: We do?
(Mordecai and Nico raises their arms. Suddenly, Rigby knows who Mordecai and Nico is referring to.)
Rigby (continued): No! No way!
Benson: What? If you know somebody, you've got to tell me.
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
