(Mordecai Rigby and Nico are at the snack bar . Mordecai, looking bored, sighs and Nico is outside sitting on the chairs in the snack bar playing on his phone.)
Mordecai : Augh, this sucks.
Rigby : What's that supposed to mean?
Mordecai: It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day, I get to pick. Why did you pick the Snack Bar?! This is like the worst job at the park, dude!
Rigby: I think it's the funniest job at the park.
Mordecai: You don't really think that. You just don't want to admit that you're wrong.
Rigby: Why would I admit something that I'm not?
Mordecai: Dude, seriously, this is more boring than watching you trying to read a children's book.
Rigby: Is it more boring than your face?
Mordecai: I don't know. Is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Rigby: Is it more boring than my fist in your face, You turd!
Mordecai: You're a turd!
Rigby: No, you're a turd!
Mordecai & Rigby: (Starts fighting) You're the turd! ( Nico records them fighting and he laughs)
( Pops appears)
Pops: Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can all be turds.
Mordecai & Rigby: (Start dusting themselves off) Oh, hey, Pops.
Pops: So, how do you like being the guardians of the snacks?
Rigby: It's awesome.
Mordecai: This place is lame.
(Mordecai and Rigby start fighting again)
Pops: But, Mordecai, don't you like eating snacks for free?
Mordecai: What?
Nico : ( appears in the snack bar.) Yeah what ?
Pops: When I work here, all the snacks are free! Ta ta. (Walks away)
Nico : No way!
(Mordecai Rigby and Nico look at each other for a moment, then duck down under the counter, shoveling doughnuts into their mouths.)
Rigby: I guess this means I was right about the Snack Bar.
Mordecai: Yeaa-uhh!
(A montage begins of Mordecai Rigby and Nico eating a variety of snacks.At the end, the Snack Bar is a mess, and Mordecai Rigby and Nico are sick from overeating.)
Nico : I should've never ate seven fried pickles and ten deep fried butters. Oh man! ITS COMING OUT! ITS COMING OUT !( runs and vomits in the bushes.)
Mordecai: I need to eat something healthy, like a salad or something.
Rigby: What? Are you kidding? Dude, all these snacks are free, dude. (Stops himself from vomiting) Trust me. If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time.
Mordecai: Oh, if we eat more, we'll feel better? Dude, quit being a loser.
Rigby: Loser?! I don't know that I want to listen to the guy who was wrong about the Snack Bar being cool. No, I think I'd rather listen to the guy who's right all the time. ME. (Holds up a fried soda cup and takes a bite out of it)
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
