(Mordecai is struggling to insert a lightbulb into a lampost)
Mordecai: It won't go in.
Rigby: No, dude, you're doing it wrong! Righty-tighty-lefty-loosey! Not lefty-tighty-mess it up, because you're a loser.
Nico : No it's right-lefty shut up so we can be done.
(Benson is seen holding the ladder)
Benson: Would you guys hurry up?! It's been a whole hour! I can't believe you can't even put in a simple lightbulb.
Mordecai: Almost got it... [finishes it off, badly] ...Bam!
Mordecai,Rigby& Nico : WHOAAAAA! [zoom into the loose lightbulb]
Benson: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!!! Here, get down and hold the ladder. [Mordecai,Rigby & Nico do so, then, Benson climbs] I'll do it. [begins to insert it properly] I have to do everything around here.
Rigby: Dude, Benson, what's the rush? It's not like you have somewhere to be.
Benson: Yeah, actually, I do. I do have a life outside of work, you know.
Rigby: Yeah, right. Where are you gonna go, Benson?
Nico : Yeah, where are you gonna go, dude?
Benson: JUST HOLD THE LADDER!!!
Nico : Aright jeez. ( let's go of the latter.)
Rigby: Come on, man! Spill it! Where you gonna go?
[Mordecai & Rigby let go of the ladder]
Mordecai: (points at Rigby) Dude Rigby, leave him alone! Can't you tell you're annoying him?
Rigby: [slaps Mordecai's hand away] No, you're annoying him!
Mordecai: No, you're annoying him!
Rigby: No, you're annoying him!
[Mordecai & Rigby start fighting, causing the ladder to shake]
Mordecai and Rigby: You're annoying him!
Nico : Yo chill out ! ( Tries to break up the two.)
Benson: [shaking on top of the ladder] Hold the ladder!
[Mordecai & Rigby continue to fight. Mordecai bumps into the ladder, causing it, and Benson, to fall. Benson is now unconscious on the ground. Mordecai, Rigby and Nico notice]
Mordecai, Rigby, and Nico: Waugh!
Mordecai: Benson! Benson! [grabs the knocked-out Benson] Oh, man, please don't be dead.
Nico : ( starts breathing heavily) Please don't die. Please don't die! Please don't die! I'm dead! I'm gonna get arrested! I'm going to jail ! I'm screwed this is bad! ( starts crying)
Mordecai: He's still breathing. He's just unconscious.
Rigby: What are we gonna do? He's totally gonna fire us when he wakes up!
Mordecai: Dude, cool it. I gotta think. [pause] Okay. We only have one chance at not getting fired.
Rigby: Okay. We'll go get the shovel.
Nico: No way ! I'm not doing that.
Mordecai: No, dude. We have to take him back to his place and put him in bed, and hope he doesn't remember that any of this happened.
Rigby: What? That'll never work!
Mordecai: It's our only hope. Either he remembers and he fires us, or he doesn't and he doesn't. Either way, it's our only chance not to get fired.
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN REGULAR SHOW IM JUST MAKING STORIES FOR MY OC Mordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico an orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to h...
