( Benson'soffice, interior, day Mordecai, Rigby and Nico walk in when all the other groundskeepers are sitting down)
Benson: Ugh, finally! Could you close the door, please?
Rigby: Yeah, close the door!
Mordecai: (pushes Rigby) Just sit down! (closes door and goes to sit down as Benson begins to speak)
Benson: As you guys may or may not know, it's ' birthday tomorrow. (flips page on easel to reveal the words "Pops' Birthday")
Nico : Wait what ?! It's Pops birthday ?!
Benson : I told you this last week.
Nico : Don't remember.
Benson : Back to what I was saying. I was planning on getting him something nice from the arts and crafts fair last Saturday, but, nothing really stood out. Has anybody gotten him anything yet?
Muscle Man: No.
Benson: Why am I not surprised? (pulls cap off of the marker) Ideas? Anybody?
Muscle Man: How about one of them Jeff Forgeman grills?
Benson: That's actually not a bad idea, but Pops has been watching his cholesterol. Doctor's orders. What else?
Skips: How about we get him some new gardening tools?
Benson: Well, maybe. It's just, he gets new gardening tools all the time.
Mordecai: What about some horseback riding lessons?
Benson: Please tell me you're joking.
Mordecai: Well, no. Isn't he into that?
Benson: Don't you remember? That's the exact same gift we got him last year.
Rigby: Psht.
Mordecai: Don't "psht" me. I don't hear you coming up with anything.
Rigby: Yeah, but at least I didn't say the same thing that we got him last year.
Pops: (from outside, knocking on door) Hello? May I please enter?
Benson: Just a second! (flips page on easel back onto the blank sheet) Okay. You can come in now.
Pops: (opens door) Ooh! What's everybody doing in here?
Benson: Oh, hey Pops. We were just, uh... going over the schedule.
Muscle Man: No! (to Pops) We were talking about how no one knows what to get you for your birthday and Nico forgot it was your birthday.
Pops: Oh!
Benson: Muscle Man, what are you doing?!
Nico : Yeah what the heck ?!
Muscle Man: I'm saying what's on my mind, bro. I'm just real like that.
Pops: You want to know what to get me for my birthday? Well, that's quite simple.
Benson: What is it, Pops?
Pops: A pair of fuzzy dice from the Fun Fun Zone.
Rigby: Fuzzy dice?
Pops: Yes! They're so much fun! (sadly) But alas, the only way to get them is to win a million tickets. I'm afraid I'm not very good at throwing Skeeze Ballz. (He walks away.)
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
