Episode starts with Mordecai Rigby and Nico playing a video game.)
Rigby: Alright, Level 10! We better not lose this time.
Mordecai: Dude, quit messing around and we'll beat it.
Rigby: Last time wasn't my fault.
Nico: Whatever, just take it seriously.
All: Triple thugs! Triple thugs! Beat them up! (Does so while saying "triple thugs")
(POW! POW! (500) POW! After defeating the Triple Thugs, a burly pink monster-like man comes across the characters in the game and roars)
Rigby: Oh no, not this guy! We never beat this guy!
Mordecai: Dude, we're gonna do it this time. Come on, hit him! Hit him!
Rigby: I am hitting him, nothing's happening!
Mordecai: Aw, dude! Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk!
Nico : ( laughs) Kick him in the junk.
Mordecai : Nico take this serioulsy !
Nico : Yeah yeah ok.
Rigby: I'm kicking him in the junk!
Mordecai: Well, keep doing it!
(KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! BEEP! (1200) The monster is defeated)
Mordecai Rigby and Nico: Oooooooohhhh!
Nico : Yes.
Mordecai: I told you we were gonna do it. I told you!
Rigby: I knew we were gonna make it.
Nico: Yeah, right. That's not what you said 20 hours ago when you were whining about how hard the game was.
Rigby: (Gasps) Look! We made it to the final level!
Mordecai: Dude, do you know what this means?
Rigby: We're dead?
Mordecai: No, we have to beat The Hammer.
Nico: What was the slogan of this game again, "Nobody Beats The Hammer"?
Mordecai: Yeah, right. More like nobody has even seen The Hammer.
Rigby: Well, get ready to live. He's probably gonna come out of those doors.
[(BUST!...) Goes the brick wall. Out comes The Hammer.]
The Hammer: Nobody beats The Hammer.
Rigby: It's The Hammer! (Mordecai Rigby and Nico jump off he couch) Hit 'im! Hit 'im!
(KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! Nothing happens)
Nico : Dude why isn't he going down ?!
Mordecai: Man, our hits aren't doing anything!
Rigby: I know, my thumbs are killing me!
(KICK! KICK! Nothing still happens)
(BAM! BEEP! BAM! BEEP! The Hammer punches the three characters. It take both of their lives with ease.)
Nico : What the ?!
Mordecai: Just one of his hits takes a whole life!
(BAM! BAM! BEEP! The Hammer flings Mordecai's character onto Rigby and Nico's and and then lands on them. The three characters' second life is taken away at the same time. One more life gone, then game over for them.)
Mordecai: *Gasps* Run away, dudes, run away!
(Their characters run away from The Hammer while he chases them in circles.)
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
