Episode begins with Mordecai picking up garbage off the living room floor while Rigby is sitting on the couch, playing with Mordecai's cell phone and Nico is eating the leftover food they had.
Mordecai: Man last night was the best. The best.
Rigby (while tapping on the keys of Mordecai's phone): Yeah, it was pretty fun.
Nico : ( mouth full) Totally fun
Mordecai: I mean, Margaret, Eileen and Sabrina over for "Game Night", and nothing went wrong. No space portals, no video demons, nobody got hurt.
Rigby: Except for Eileen and I whipping your butts.
Mordecai: Whatever, I had fun. Dudes, come on, help out. Benson's not going to let us have people over anymore if we leave this place a mess.
Nico : I am helping I'm eating the left over food. ( stuffs pizza in his mouth.)
Mordecai : Whatever dude. Rigby,put down my new phone before you break it.
Rigby: Ok, just a sec. I'm making you a new custom wallpaper.
(The wallpaper shows Mordecai getting flushed down a toilet and says "Captain Toilet", "Loser", while Rigby laughs. Mordecai is displeased, and groans. The scene then transitions with Mordecai, Rigby and Nico outside the house, putting all the trash bags to the cart.)
Nico : All the trash is packed.
Mordecai: All right, I'm going to take this stuff to dump.
Rigby: Heh. You mean you're going take that trash to your face.
(Mordecai gives a fake laugh)
Mordecai: ... and gimme my phone.
(Mordecai snatches the phone from Rigby's hands)
Mordecai: You're lucky I'm in a good mood from last night.
(Mordecai sets the phone next to him on the seat of the cart, and then drives off.)
Rigby: Hmm hmm. Hmm!
(The scene then transitions to Mordecai driving to the dump. All of the sudden, a song about Margaret pops into his brain)
Mordecai: Doo doo doo! A-hanging with Margaret just-a feels so good like I knew it would. Laughing together and-a having a blast. And I hope it lasts forever. I can't believe how hot she is. Makes my insides feel like knotted twists. Her pretty face and those long, long legs, and I hope someday we are more than just friends! (long pause). Oh, Margaret. Oh Margaret! I love it when you stand or sit right next to me. Can't you see? Your future with me is brighter than the ocean... What? "Brighter than the ocean?"
Operator: If you are satisfied with your message, press 1.
Mordecai: Huh?
Operator: To delete or re-record your message, press 2.
(Mordecai slams the breaks on the cart so hard, it causes the back end of the cart to go up in the air)
Mordecai: No! No! No! Delete! delete! Delete!
Operator: Message sent. Goodbye.
Mordecai: Oh, my...
(The scene cuts off to the next scene, Mordecai, who is driving at full speed back to the house)
Mordecai: Rigby! Nico! Dude, it's over! She's never gonna talk to me again!
Nico : What ?
Rigby: Who?
Mordecai: Margaret! I was singing about her in the cart, and it recorded it to her voicemail!
Nico: Why did you call her in the first place?
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN REGULAR SHOW IM JUST MAKING STORIES FOR MY OC Mordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico an orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to h...
