(Episode begins with Mordecai,Rigby and Nico driving the golf cart in the . They are jamming to music as they begin to laugh.)
Rigby: Aw, yeah. Listen to that engine purr! Thanks to the cart, we picked up this manure in record time.
Mordecai: Yeah, dude. With this cart, there's no lame job Benson can give us that we can't handle. Hey, speaking of jobs, we're late for the staff meeting.
Nico: Punch it.
(Mordecai steps on the gas, and they yell excitedly. They drive up to Benson, who doesn't look happy)
Benson: Oh, look who decided to show up.
Mordecai, Rigby and Nico : Sorry, Benson.
(They take their place on the steps)
Benson: (annoyed) As I was saying, I crunched the numbers and the park has extra money this year. Mordecai Rigby and Nico you can take this hunk of junk to the dump.
Mordecai. Rigby and Nico: Wuh?
Benson: 'Cause I bought us this.
(Shows them the Smarten Karten as the screen cuts to it)
Benson (contiuned): Say guten tag to the Smarten Karten.
Smarten Karten: (Voice) Guten tag.
(Everyone jeers and heads to the new cart, much to Mordecai. Rigby and Nico's disappointment)
Benson: Modern, sophisticated, powerful. These are three adjectives used to describe this miracle of German engineering.
Skips: Whoa! This thing has 100 horsepower!
Pops: A device that holds beverages.
(He laughs)
Gremo : Bro I read somewhere about this! When it runs out of fuel you don't go to a gas station you can charge it by the house!
Muscle Man: (Gasps) No way! A butt warmer!
(Presses the 'seat warmer' button and relaxes. Pops laughs again.)
Mordecai: Who needs all that stuff?
(He,Rigby and Nico rush over to the old cart)
Mordecai (continued): Here are a few words to describe the cart. Reliable, uh, classic...
(Mordecai sniffs it and immediately becomes grossed out)
Mordecai: Won't smell like manure later.
Rigby: These seats are vintage simulated vinyl.
Nico: And look at these classic details.
Benson: Those are stickers.
Mordecai: Dude, Benson, the cart's been at the park forever. It's like a member of the family.
Rigby: It's the tenth worker of the park.
Benson: That cart's engine is on its last legs. It's releasing noxious gas fumes into the air.
Rigby: We're not taking Muscle Man to the dump and he releases noxious fumes all the time!
Nico : Oooooooh!
(Hearing this makes Muscle Man try to charge at them, only for HFG and Gremo to stop him)
High Five Ghost: No! He's not worth it.
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
