(The episode begins with the park workers are all in the living room.)
Benson: (Runs through with choices for game night.) Ahem. Alright. The options for this month's game night are: (reads list) checkers, cards, Double Dutch, Tiddly Winks and-- (pauses) "My Mom" isn't a game, . That doesn't even make sense.
Muscle Man: Looks like I win! (high fives )
Pops: Let's play Ball-bo Catcher! (plays with the Ball-Bo Catcher and laughs)
Skips: A crossword puzzle?
Benson: Okay, let's vote. ( yawns) Yes, Mordecai?
Mordecai: Oh, nothing.
Benson: Do you have a better idea?
Mordecai: We could play one of those stale old games we usually play.
Rigby : Or we could play the sci-fi fantasy epic of the century! (holds up game box) Behold, The Realm of Darthon !
(Mordecai waves his arms while vocalizing)
Benson: So, what is it?
Nico: It's a role-playing game. We make up an adventure and you guys try to beat it.
Rigby: You can use magic and stuff.
Pops: A game of imagination? What fun!
Muscle Man: Sounds lame.
Gremo : Sounds like D&D.
Rigby: No way.
Mordecai: The guy at the store told us it's the hottest RPG of the year.
Benson: (sighs) All in favor?
(everyone else but Skips agrees)
Mordecai ,Rigby and Nico : WHOOOOO! Darthon! Darthon! (high-five) WHOOOOO!
Rigby: Get ready for the best game night of your life.
(The scene then cuts to the kitchen. The park workers are all playing Realm of Darthon.)
Mordecai: Your party walks down a long hallway and reaches a locked door. What do you do?
Muscle Man: I smash it open with my war claw! Then, a bunch of ladies come out, and they're all, "Ooh Muscle Man, quit pinching my butt with your war claw!"
Rigby: Roll the 50-sided die to see if you unlock the door.
Skips: (looks at the die and marbles) All we have is a 48-sided die and two marbles.
Rigby: Close enough.
(Muscle Man rolls the die and marbles... only for all of them to roll off the table.)
Muscle Man: Did it work?'
Rigby: (looks at chart) Uhhh... I don't think so.
Muscle Man: This blows.
Pops: (waving hand) Nico! Nico ! (in western accent) But I'll reckon I'd like a turn now!
Mordecai: (looking at book) Cyborg cowboys take three days to awaken from hypersleep. Sorry, Pops.
(Pops moans)
Skips: Can't he cast a saving throw?
Mordecai: Uhhh...
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
