(The episode starts with Muscle Man , Hi Five Ghost, and Gremo approaching Mordecai,Rigby,Nico,Skips, and Pops.)
Muscle Man: Good, you're all here. As you probably already know, today marks five years I've worked at the park. So in honor of me, we're eating at Fry it Up at 8:00!
Mordecai: Oh, no can do, Muscle Man.
Muscle Man: What? Why not?
Rigby: We already made plans with Margaret, Eileen and Sabrina.
Nico : Yeah we're going to this amusement park down at the beach
Muscle Man: Pssh, your loss, bro. While you're striking out with some chicks, we'll be scoring some wings! And some chicks! Am I right, Skips?
Skips: Sorry, I can't either. I'm bowling with Pops and Benson.
Pops: Lawn bowling!
Muscle Man: Ugh! Looks like it's just me and my two bros Fives and Gremo.
Hi Five Ghost: Oh....
Muscle Man: What?
Hi Five Ghost: Low-Five is graduating from the police academy tonight! He's , I have to go!
Gremo : And I have a basketball tournament to go to. Sorry bro.
Muscle Man: (Stutters) Fine! You're all uninvited!
Mordecai: Dude, don't be like that.
Muscle Man: No, it's cool! It's not like it's my fifth anniversary or anything! This bird is flying solo tonight, babies! WHOOOO! (Runs away)
(Scene changes to Fry it Up! Muscle Man is sitting at a table and the waiter comes over to him.)
Waiter: Oh, are you waiting for more people?
Muscle Man: No! Why would I be? I'm a one-man party!
Waiter: Okay...
Muscle Man: Give me the bottomless wings, the bottomless muffin tops, and a cream cheese donut stuffed inside a roast chicken.
(The waiter tries to take the menu from Muscle Man)
Muscle Man (continued): Uh, no. I'm gonna keep this for a minute.
(The waiter walks away)
Muscle Man (continued): Those guys are totally missing out.
Filbert: Ugh, this next issue isn't coming together at all!
(Waiter comes around)
Mulligan: A little fried milk, please.
Filbert: I mean, look at these. We're supposed to be on the cutting edge.
(Looks behind him)
Mulligan: Hold the phone?
Filbert: Holding.
Mulligan: I think we found our solution.
(Muscle Man is eating glumly)
Mulligan: Uh, excuse me sir.
Muscle Man: What?
Mulligan: Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute?
Muscle Man: Ugh, fine. (Does so) I know my rights, though.
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
