(Pop's'house, interior, day. Benson is giving an assignment to Mordecai ,Rigby and Nico in the kitchen)
Benson: Alright. Because Pops thinks you're ready for more responsibility, he wants me to give you more important jobs. So I'm gonna start by having you get the donuts for the morning meeting.
Rigby: Whoa, really?
Nico : Whooo! I love me some donuts !
Benson: Yes. But first, some ground rules. One, pick me up a whole wheat donut.
Mordecai: A whole wheat donut? You mean a bagel?
Benson: (sarcastic laugh) No. (makes air-circles with hands, talking more affirmative) I mean, a whole... wheat... donut. So, to be perfectly clear, I want a whole wheat donut. You can pick the rest, I don't care. Oh, and don't pass them out. I'm passing them out. You're just buying them. If you pass them out before the meeting, you're fired. Got it?
Mordecai: Yeah, no problem.
Benson: Good. Now what did I just say?
Rigby: Get the donuts and don't pass them out, or we're fired.
Benson: And?
Nico: Oh, and you want a whole wheat donut. Which I never even heard of?
( But for real guys has anyone seen a whole wheat donut before cause I never had I thought it was just a plain bagel. Okay back to the story)
Benson: Good. Maybe you are ready for more responsibility. Now go get the donuts.
Mordecai,Rigby and Nico : (get out of chairs and start rapping) D-d-d-d-donuts! D-d-d-d-donuts, donuts! D-d-d-d-donuts! D-d-d-d--
Benson: Just buy the donuts or you're fired! (walks away)
(Candy's Donuts)
Mordecai, Rigby and Nico: Whoa...
Rigby: Awww-yeaaayuhhh, boy, let's pick some donuuuuutss!
Mordecai: Wait, dude, remember what Benson said? We'd like one whole wheat donut please.
(Worker picks up one whole wheat donut and puts it in the donut box.)
Mordecai: Alright. Now we can pick what we want.
Rigby: Let's get two of those! And five of those, and some of those!
Nico : No way ! Let's get five glazed , Seven chocolate, and some cinnamon donuts !
Mordecai: Wait, what are those? (points at donuts behind the worker.)
(Shows the glazed donuts, sparkling.)
Worker: Uh, no. Those apple fritters were double glazed by mistake.
Mordecai, Rigby and Nico : Double glazed.
Nico : I need those !
Mordecai: We'll take them!
Worker: Actually, I gotta throw them out, bro, because they not safe for human consumption.
Rigby: We'll give you ten bucks.
Worker: (Changes his mind) Uh, you want those here or to go?
(Pops' kitchen)
Nico: Donuts delivered!
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
