(This episode begins when Rigby is watching a commercial about on TV.)
Announcer: Fame, fortune, ultimate power. Today on behind the bands, we give you an inside look at one of the greatest bands the world has ever known. They are: Barracuda Death wish.
Rigby: Awesome!
Announcer: I'm here with musical masterminds, Crash, Hawk Daniels, and the brains behind the band, . You guys are at the top of your game right now. What's the secret to your success?
The Urge: Two words: name change. I love me mum and all, but the name she gave me originally—not so awesome. So I changed my name to The Urge. Just rolls off the tongue better.
Announcer: Fascinating. How did you come up with it?
The Urge: I simply took two words of random and put them together. I picked "The" and "Urge." The Urge. Once I did that...(Vocalizing while a guitar plays in the background) I became the coolest person in the world!
Rigby: Aw, coooool, I wanna change my name to two completely random words. But what words should I pick?
(Rigby looks at a trash can and a picture of a boat)
Rigby: Hmmm... hmmm.... hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
(Transitions to the house)
Trash Boat (formerly Rigby): (With his left arm behind his back) Mordecai, Nico ! What would you say if I changed my name to ...(Sticks his finger out) Trash Boat!
Mordecai: I'd say you're a total loser.
Nico : Yeah if you did that in high school you'd be bullied for life.
Trash Boat: You wouldn't say it was cool?
Mordecai: Not if you're changing your name to Trash Boat... Wait, you're not actually considering changing your name to Trash Boat, are you?
Trash Boat: What? No, I was just joking.
Mordecai: Then what are you hiding behind your back?
Trash Boat: Nothing.
(Mordecai lunges at Trash Boat and laughs)
Trash Boat: No!
Mordecai: (Holding frame away and looking at it) "Certificate of Name Change?" (Laughs)
Nico : Oh my gosh ! You actually did it?!
Trash Boat: (angrily snatches the frame back) Give me that!
Nico : (laughing harder and falls on the ground.) Oh my gosh bro! I'm dying ! I'm dying !
Mordecai: Oh, man. Wait until everyone hears about this. Come on Nico ! (Nico and Mordecai run away.) Hey, everybody! Rigby legally changed his name to Trash Boat!
Trash Boat: No, wait! I gotta change my name back to Rigby.
(Transitions to the Courthouse)
Lady: How can I help you?
Trash Boat: I'd like to change my name back.
Lady: That'll be fifty dollars.
Trash Boat: But I don't have fifty dollars.
Lady: It's fifty dollars to change your name, otherwise you're stuck with it forever.
Trash Boat: Forever?
Lady: Is there anything else I can help you with, Trash Boat?
Trash Boat: Ugghhh!
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