(Mordecai turns on the television, Rigby inserts the game cartridge in the console and Nico presses the power button on the console.)
Announcer on game: D-d-d-d-daaaaa-Dig Champs!
Rigby: Dude, these are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life.
Mordecai: Dude, it looks just like the cover.
(Mordecai Rigby and Nico chuckle at the cover of the game and the game itself, with the cover obviously looking better and different then the actual game.)
Nico : Classic.
Mordecai: Oh man. Dude, let's play it.
Rigby: Woah, woah, woah! You can't play game like this right out of the box. We should stretch it out first. We don't want to pull our "hammies," know what I'm sayin'? Hey, whatta ya doin'?
Mordecai: Starting. Hurry up, and, pick your character. Hehehe!
Rigby: Aw, what? I wanted to be player one!
Mordecai: Dude, I'm player one. You're player two. And Nico is player three.
Rigby: I don't wanna be player two! He just digs with a sucky pick axe! I want the one with the shovel and the drill!
Nico: Dude, they're exactly the same.
Rigby: Then why don't you be player two?
Nico : Cause I choose Player three.
Mordecai: Pfft ! Yeah I'm not using that sucky pick axe.
Rigby: (gasps) See?!
Mordecai: Dude, calm down. Let's play Punchies to see who gets to be player one.
Nico : Dibs not it! ( touches his nose)
Rigby: Wait what ? Ugh ! Fine.
(Rigby tries to punch Mordecai. He fails. Mordecai then punches Rigby and wins.)
Rigby: Ahh!
Nico : Never gets old.
Mordecai: Looks like I'm player one.
Rigby : Why don't you do it to Nico ?
Mordecai : Because he dibs not and I don't have to punch him maybe you should've did it.
Rigby: (on-screen) No! It's not fair! You always get your way! (Mockingly): Let's play Punchies, let's play Punchies. I'm sick of it! (off-screen) Of course I'm not gonna beat you at punchies.
Mordecai: Dude, you don't beat anybody at punchies.
Rigby: Yes I do.
Nico :What are you talking about ? No you don't. I cant remember one single time you won.
(A series of flashbacks is shown. Rigby and Muscle Man are playing punchies. Muscle Man wins. Pops with his eyes closed punches Rigby to the wall.)
Rigby: (screams)
(In the last flashback, seemingly drunk Mordecai Nico and Pops see also seemingly drunk Skips punch Rigby. Rigby is being taken off by a helicopter presumably to a hospital.)
Mordecai: We-oo! We-oo! We-oo! Quick, doctor, both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable. If we want anyone to be able to recognize this as a butt in the future, then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, stat!
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN REGULAR SHOW IM JUST MAKING STORIES FOR MY OC Mordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico an orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to h...
