(Episode begins with Mordecai, Riby and Nico picking up roadkill in the .)
Nico: ( shivering) (after finding a dead animal, marking a square on the bingo card) This gives me the creeps !
Rigby : Ha-ha, dude, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!
Mordecai: This is totally gross, you know. I can't believe made a dead animal bingo card to force us to pick up roadkill.
Rigby: So what? We have to pick up roadkill in the park anyway, it's part of our job.
Nico: Well this job just backfired on me.
Rigby : Quit whining Nico ! We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it. Besides, Benson said we can stop once we get a bingo, so come on, man! Up high!
Nico : Whatever I wish I was blind so I won't see any of this ( gives Rigby a high-five)
Mordecai: Ugh, fine. (gives Rigby a high-five) I still think you're enjoying this too much.
(shows them picking up road-kill, then shows a title card that says 8 hours later)
Nico : Please tell me we're done
Mordecai: I think we've picked everything up.
Rigby: Don't worry dudes,we're close. I can smell it! (sniffs) Ah, dude, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart, you could at least warn me!
Mordecai: Dude, it's not me. Look!
Nico : Don't look at me.
(They stop the cart they're in and see a huge skunk in the road, thinking it's dead.)
Mordecai: Ugh, skunk!
Nico : ( starts to vomit) Oh my go !
Rigby: Wait, skunk?!
(Rigby looks at the bingo card, seeing that finding a skunk can get them a bingo, Rigby gasps)
Rigby: Dude, Bingo!
Mordecai: Bingo?
Rigby: Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o, bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Mordecai: Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Nico : Meh. Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Mordecai, Rigby & Nico Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Mordecai: Woahhhhh!!!
Rigby: (walks up to the skunk) Bing-o-o-o-o! Aah!
(The skunk sprays Rigby after waking up, with Mordecai holding his breath Nico coughing so hard almost throwing up and trying to stay out of the stink cloud the skunk has formed)
Nico : ( coughing and breathing heavily ) Oh my gosh ! Skunk ! Skunk ! ( coughing)
Mordecai: (gasps; breathing heavily) Rigby?! You okay?
(Rigby coughs)
Skunk: Hey, whoa, whoa, watch it, watch it!
Rigby: What the heck, man?!
Skunk: You guys think you can just walk up to a guy in broad daylight and mug him without him fighting back?
Rigby: We weren't mugging you! We thought you were dead!
Skunk: I was taking a nap!
Rigby: In the middle of the road?!
Skunk: Oh, who are you - Mr. King Sandman, telling people where they can and cannot sleep?!
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
