Scene takes place during a bright day. Muscle Man is hammering and sawing some wood.)
Mordecai: Looks like he's at it again.
Rigby: Ugh... Why does he waste his time?
Nico : He's not gonna do it.
(Mordecai, Rigby and Nico walk toward Muscle Man.)
Mordecai: You've been building your water slide for six weeks.
Rigby: You're never gonna ride it, man.
Muscle Man: (Shakes his head) Dudes, dudes. Let me get real for a second. This slide is my life's work. It's gotta be perfect.
Nico: Dude, dude, we dare you to ride it right now.
Muscle Man: I'll ride it when it's done. (Walks toward wooden beams) I still need to add some support beams to the ramp (Camera shows ramp) so that I can clear my trailer and land in the lake. (Camera shows ramp, lake, a tree, and Muscle Man's car in the distance.)
Mordecai: Dude, its totally sturdy.
Muscle Man: Yeah, but-
(Rigby cuts him off.)
Rigby: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Muscle Man: What? You think just cause you're yelling "Boo" I'm gonna ignore-
Mordecai,Rigby and Nico : Booooo!
Muscle Man: (Runs) Fine! I'll do it!
Mordecai, Rigby and Nico : Hmm, hmm, hmm hmm!
Muscle Man: (Now on top of the hill and screws open fire hydrant) I'm totally gonna do it, you know!
Mordecai: Sure you are, man!
Rigby: You think he's really gonna do it?
Nico: No dude, he's never gonna do it. He'll just wuss out like he did last week.
Muscle Man: (Shirtless and running) WHOO!!!!!! WHOO!!!!
Rigby: Yep, any second now he'll stop.
(Muscle Man is shown in slow motion as he jumps on the water slide. He is laying down on his back and he has his arms crossed over his chest.)
Nico : (Shocked) WHOA!
Mordecai: (Shocked) I can't believe it! Dude, he did it!
Muscle Man: (Goes down the slide) WHOO!! WHOO!!!
(Muscle Man passes Mordecai, Rigby and Nico .)
Rigby: Yeah!
Mordecai: Go dude!
Rigby: Go man!!
Nico : Muscle Maaaaaaaaaaan!!!
Muscle Man: In yo face, suckers!! (Gasps to see the ramp is breaking.)
Mordecai: Oh, geez!
Muscle Man: Yah, aaah! Yah!
(Muscle Man hits his trailer, then crashes into some tree branches.)
Nico : Ouch !
Rigby: He could be all right. (Gasps)
(Muscle Man slides off a tree branch and lands on top of his car.)
Mordecai: Are you okay?
(Muscle Man gets up to show a bruised face with branches sticking out.)
Mordecai, Rigby and Nico: Ahh!
Muscle Man: Yeah, I'm all good. (Spits out a tooth) Did you see how cool I looked?
(Death comes through a portal talking to someone on his phone.)
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
