Episode starts at Movie Shack Hut Store, day)
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Huh, well if it ain't Mordo, Rigs and Nicky. Hey, is it V-H-fest time again already?
Mordecai: Yeah, dude.
Rigby: Check out our picks.
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Hmm, let's see what we've got here. (Looks at the tapes, beginning with Ciao Chow) Ooh, great director. (Looks at Future War 4) Ah, that's a good one. (Goes to Re-Exploder) Pre-Exploder was better. (Finally moves on to Let Me Axe You Something, which has a "formatted to fit your TV" blurb on the box) Huh? What the heck, man? Pan and scan? Dude, letterbox! Always! Membership card, por favor. (Scans card, error occurs)
Mordecai,Rigby and Nico : Beep, beep?
Nico : Why a beep beep ?
Movie Shack Hut Emplyee: Looks like you dudes have an overdue video. (He types in their card number for results) The Best VHS in the World. Out for 2 months?
Mordecai: What?
Mordecai,Rigby and Nico: The Best VHS in the World?
(Cuts to flashback of clip from the tape of a grey pug driving in a car being chased by the police. He drives off a dock and getting zapped into a spaceship. The pug barks and spaceship explodes. Cuts to title card with voiceover saying "The Best VHS in the...WOOORLD!")
Nico : Dude this is trash ! Booooo!
Mordecai: Dude, this blows, take it out. Why'd you pick this one anyways?
Rigby: Dude, because it's called "The Best VHS in the World", plus it's made of gold plastic.
Nico : Worst purchase of my life.
Mordecai: Next.
(Rigby throws tape at the wall and flashback ends.)
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Look, you guys need to return the tape and pay the late fee.
Rigby: But we can't afford a late fee!
Mordecai: Yeah, and what if we can't find it?
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Then you leave me no choice. (He pulls out a pair of scissors and threatens to cut their membership card in half.)
Mordecai, Rigby and Nico: STOP!
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Why should I?
Rigby: All we have is a VCR and you're the only place in town that still rents tapes.
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Oh, yeah. All those other places upgraded to "DVD".
Mordecai: Dude, we'll find it! I think I remember where it is suddenly.
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Hmmm.
Rigby and Nico: Pleeeeease!
Movie Shack Hut Employee: (sigh) Fine, but it's only because you dudes appreciate superior video formats. Get it back here ASAP and I won't cancel your membership. I'll even waver the fee.
Rigby: You won't regret this.
(He,Nico and Mordecai run off.)
Movie Shack Hut Employee: I'd better not, OR YOU'LL NEVER RENT ANOTHER TAPE HERE EVER AGAIN! (Mordecai, Rigby and Nico leave the Movie Shack Hut as the Movie Shack Hut Employee threatens to cancel their membership pulling up his scissors and the membership card itself.)
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