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Muscle woman

Nico : Yeah yuh ! Finshed ! ( reveals a perfectly squared shaped bush.)

Rigby:  Oh yeah Nico ? WHOOO! Done! (reveals bush to be square-shaped) In your face, bush! (to ) Hmph! Hmph! Looks like you've got a waste to go there, guy!

Mordecai: Not as much as over there. (Muscle Man has a huge heap of a hedge to trim) He barely touched that hedge.

(Muscle Man, obviously sad and depressed, tries to cut off a twig from the hedge, but lets go at the last moment and breaks down, crying)

Mordecai: Hey, Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember? (

Nico : Uh Muscle Man ? (Muscle Man weeps again)

Rigby: Dude, are you crying?

Muscle Man: No! Crying's for ladies, like you! I don't cry!

(Cut to Muscle Man's shower. He is sitting there, crying and naked. Mordecai ,Rigby and Nico are knocking on his trailer, to no response)

Rigby: Dude, he's been in there for hours.

Mordecai: Muscle Man. Muscle Man! Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying?

Muscle Man: No! It's... it's just the sound of the water hitting the drain!

Nico: Dude, what's wrong with him?

( Hi Five Ghost and Gremo approaches the trailer)

Hi Five Ghost: His girlfriend, dumped him last night.

Rigby: (surprised) What? Muscle Man had a girlfriend?

Gremo : Yeah they dated for a long time. Something must have happend between them but we don't know. Ever since that happened he won't talk or hang out with us.

Nico:  I wonder who had more junk in the trunk. Seriously what kind of girl would date Muscle Man?

Mordecai: Muscle Man, just come out. We can talk about it if you want.

Muscle Man: No! I don't talk about my feelings with anyone! Leave me alone!

Rigby: No use, man. Let's let Benson  deal with him.

(Cuts to outside Skips' garage. Benson is talking to Mordecai ,Rigby & Nico)

Benson: So it's come to my attention that Muscle Man's been dumped. And he can't do his job because, I don't know, he's sad or something. So guess what? You three clowns are gonna pick up his work for today!

Mordecai: Aw, what? I'm always sad.

Rigby: I'm sad right now.

Nico : Yeah I lost my grandpa ring that was the only thing i remeber him for it's so sad Benson.

Mordecai: Can we get time off too?

Benson: File a request with human resources.

Rigby: OK, who's the HR guy?

Benson: Me.

Nico: So... can we?

Benson: No. OK, let's see what we got here...

(A montage scene begins with fast-paced music)

Benson: Task Number One: Dig out the rotting stumps from the picnic area. Watch out for hornets' nests. (Mordecai , Rigby and Nico are wrenching out a stump when a nest of hornets attacks them) Task Number Two: that guy who thinks he's a knight is back. (Brandishing shovels, Mordecai , Rigby & Nico  are avoiding trash thrown by the knight) He's built a castle out of old mattresses at the creek. Get him out of there! And finally, there's the daily maintenance of the park rock garden. (Mordecai , Rigby & Nico  are standing on tiny stumps in a manicured sand box, sweeping it carefully.)