(Episode starts with Mordecai, Rigby & Nico mowing the Ultimate Frisbee Field)
Mordecai, Rigby & Nico : Bam! OOOOOOOOHHH!!!
Rigby: Yeah! Finally done!
Mordecai: Dude. Celebration hug?
Nico : Yeah, man.
(They approach each other, as if to hug, then they suddenly pull back at the same time)
Mordecai,Rigby & Nico : Aw, sick!
(Mordecai,Rigby & Nico laugh)
Rigby: Dude, you almost hugged me!
Mordecai: No way! You almost hugged me!
Nico : No way ! All of you guys hugged me!
Rigby: We mowed that lawn in its face!
Mordecai: Yeah, dude. Let's go on break.
Rigby: Now you're talking.
Nico : Let's go !
(They start to head up, but pulls up in the cart.)
Benson: Hold it!
Nico : What ?
(Benson takes out a ruler and measures the grass)
Benson: Nope. It's no good.
Mordecai ,Rigby & Nico : AWW, WHAT?
Benson: It's an inch too tall. Do it again! DO IT ALL AGAIN!!!!!!
(Mordecai , Rigby & Nico groan)
Rigby: It's just one inch!
Benson: Would you want to play Ultimate Frisbee in this? A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM! Lawsuit. Now get to work.
Rigby: But... but... but...
Benson: Oh wait. Is that the sound of somebody who wants to be fired? (Rigby lowers his arms) That's what I thought.
(Benson gets in the cart and drives off. Mordecai picks his mower back up.)
Rigby: I can't re-mow the lawn! I'm a busy guy!
Nico : ( scoffs)
Mordecai: No, you're not.
Rigby: Yeah-huh! I got a meatball sub I gotta eat! My life sucks.
Nico: Whatever. It's not like you can hire somebody to do your work while you slack off.
Rigby: "Hire somebody?" (gasps) Duuude. (runs off)
Mordecai: Hey!
Nico : He's not gonna do that. Even if he did he would be that lazy.
Mordecai: True
(Cut to Rigby putting the finishing touches on a stand. The sign on top says "Dudes Hiring Dudes." Rigby has just finished writing "The Agent Is In" on the lower sign when a shadow falls over him. It's Mordecai and Nico.)
Mordecai: Hey, dude. Thanks for bailing on us. What is this?
Rigby: I'm gonna hire a temp.
Nico: This sounds like a scam.
Rigby: Hey, if hiring a dude to do all my work and paying them a small part of my paycheck while I go get a meatball sub is a scam, then THIS IS A HUUUUUGE SCAM! (Everyone around walks away) Uhhh...
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
