(Episode begins with the guys at Stardust Lanes as bowls a strike)
Benson: Man, Skips is on fire tonight. Another perfect game.
Mordecai : We're going to the championship baby!
Man: You guys wouldn't be so great if it wasn't for Skips.
Nico: Well, we can't help that he's just plain awesome, right Skips?
Skips: Hey, that's just how I roll.
Mordecai,Rigby, Nico and Benson: Ooooooooh!
Benson: There she is guys. Isn't she a beaut?
Rigby: I want that beaut.
Benson: So who are we up against?
Mordecai: Some team called the .
Rigby: The Magical Elements. Hm, hm, more like the Magical Loserments.
Death: (offscreen) What did you say about us?
(Screen goes to Death, and the leader of The Guardians of Eternal Youth)
Death: So, you blokes must be the . If you ask me, you're in for quite a beatdown.
Guardian: Yes, our team has stood undefeated for thousands of years. No mortal stands a chance against the Magical Elements.
Gary: Shouldn't be a problem, these guys are out of their element for even being here.
Rigby: No, you're out of your element. You and your lame matching uniforms. I bet those aren't even...
(Gary makes Rigby's mouth go away)
Bowling Manager: Hey, what did I tell you guys about using magic? Do you want to be in this league, well then no magic stuff alright?
(Gary makes Rigby's mouth reappear)
Death: No matter, magic or not, we're still gonna beat you chumps.
Skips: Well, that's just your opinion, Death.
Death: No, its a fact: get used to it!
Rigby: Get used to this. We're gonna rub those trophies in your face, right after we rub these bowling bags in your face.
Mordecai, Rigby, Nico and Benson: Ooooooooh!
Death: (growls)
(Cuts to to Giorgio's Tower of Pizza)
Benson: Who would of thought that a manatory team building activity would get us to the championship.
Mordecai: Thanks to my power hook.
Rigby: No way! Thanks to my atomic fireball!
Nico : You guys are crazy it was my Shadow air strike.
Benson: And because of my backup ball. (laughs) Who are we kidding? Our team would suck without this guy.
Mordecai: Yeah-yuh! With Skips, we got the Magical Elements beat.
Benson: To Skips, the only reason we're gonna win.
Skips: Alright guys, I'll be back.
Waiter: Ok, we got a carnivore deluxe here.
Rigby: Oh yeah, yeah!
Nico : Pizza ! Pizza !
Benson: Finally!
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FanfictionMordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico a orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to have fun. While Mordecai tries to be responsible and do a goo...
