Episode starts at the computer.)
Rigby: Mordecai! Nico! Oh, there you are. You want half of this grilled cheese?
Nico : Bro! No way !
Mordecai: Whoa! Is that a grilled cheese deluxe from Cheezer's?
Rigby: Yes, it is.
Mordecai: Then, yes.
(They eat the sandwiches)
Mordecai: How did you manage this?
Rigby: I bought it. With money.
Nico : Dude this is so good.
Mordecai: Nice! Hey, you know what would go good with these sandwiches? Funny internet videos! Dude, check this out. (Begins typing in name on the keyboard)
Nico: What ? No way bro I got a funny one. My cousin showed me this last week.( types of the keyboard.)
Rigby: No, wait! I know a really good one. (Types on the keyboard)
Mordecai: No, man! You're just gonna pull up that ostrich thing with the balls again.
Nico : Yeah man we watched this too many times.
Rigby: No, I'm not.
Mordecai: You're typing it in! I see it!
Rigby: Dudes, don't look! You're gonna ruin it!
Mordecai: Fine. It better not be that ostrich thing with the balls. Ready yet?
Rigby: It's loading. Okay... Now!
(Mordecai and Nico un-covers his eyes to see a video about an ostrich playing baseball while an old man watches it.)
Woman: (In video, off-screen) Don't get too close now, Pa!
(The ostrich hits a baseball off the tee, pecks the old man in the groin, and raises its wings. Rigby laughs.)
Mordecai: Man, it's that ostrich thing with the balls! Why do you gotta lie to us,dude?
Rigby: 'Cause lying's my specialty.
(Benson comes in very angry.)
Benson: What are you doing with my sandwich?!
Nico: What?
Rigby: Don't worry. I'll take care of this with my specialty. This isn't your sandwich. This is our sandwich.
Benson: This is your sandwich, huh? Then how come it says "Benson" on the bag?
Rigby: Huh? it's supposed to say "Rigby," but they misspelled my name wrong.
Benson: STOP LYING!!!
Mordecai: Dude, I thought you said you bought this!
Benson: No, he didn't buy it! Now get off your lazy butts and go get me another Grilled Cheese Deluxe!!! (Slams the door shut)
Mordecai: Argh! You ruined our day off!
Rigby: Ah, don't worry, dude. The line won't be that long.
Scene goes to Cheezer's. The line is extremely long.)
Nico : This whole line for a grilled cheese ?
Mordecai : Thanks for saving the day with your specialty, you idiot.
Rigby: Whatever. Like you could do any better.
Mordecai: Pfff. I'm a better liar than you are.
Nico : No way I'm the better liar in this group.
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