Helluva Boss X Reader (Season 1)

CHAPTER 66: THE PARKING SPACE

Blitzø: I love this song!

Blitzø was poorly singing the lyrics of the song "Mustang Dong" that was playing at full volume on his van's radio as he drove to the I.M.P. headquarters.

Loona was staring at her cell phone in the passenger seat in irritation, while behind them were the rest of her coworkers. Millie was sticking her head out the van window to enjoy the breeze, while Moxxie covered his ears against such blaring music.

Between the two Imps, Y/N was savagely bobbing her head to the beat of the music, whipping her hair in all directions and sticking out her tongue. Blitzø checked his rearview mirror to see the energetic pup, immersed in the music.

Blitzø: Aaay! That's how it's done! Move it kid!

Y/N's tail wagged excitedly at her father's encouragement. While his boss went back to singing the lyrics terribly, Moxxie rolled his eyes, shaking his head in disapproval.

Moxxie: I thought you had good taste...

Y/N stops suddenly and looks at her uncle Moxx with a smile.

Y/N: I like many things.

Following that she shook her head crazily again. Moxxie frowned in annoyance, listening to the lyrics of the song along with the incoherent yells of the Imp who was driving.

Blitzø:  ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

Moxx scoffed, confused at the sight of his wife and the pup enjoying the music. Weren't they listening to the same shit? His tail twitched uncomfortably.

Moxxie: You should be listening to other kinds of songs at your age. Not these vulgarities. How can you like these lyrics?

Once again, the young hellhound stopped to look at her uncle.

Y/N: I don't get them.

Blitzø: OH SHIT! FUCK!!

Before Y/N could move her head to the rhythm of the music again, a sudden brake of the van made her bump her face into the front seat.

Millie had to hold on to the van to keep from falling out the window. While Loona held on tightly to the seat belt, Moxxie tried to get Y/N back into her seat. When the van finally came to a complete stop, Moxxie, holding the dizzy pup in his arms, looked at his boss with wide eyes in fear.

Moxxie: WHAT THE HEAVENS WAS THAT, SIR?!

However, his boss did not respond to him.

Blitzø: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

Blitzø pulled out a megaphone and leaned out of Loona's seat window, causing her to growl, yelling at someone outside.

Loona: Fuck-.. Blitzø! Agh! Where'd you even get-

As soon as the Imp turned on the megaphone, both hellhounds covered their ears at the thunderous noise.

Blitzø: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

His eyes widened in surprise, and he lowered the megaphone as he recognized the demon he was yelling at.

Blitzø: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Loona's ears perked up at the sound of that name. She peered out of the van window attentively.

Verosika: Blitzo.

Blitzø: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...

While Blitzø yelled and fell from the van window, face-planting the ground.