Helluva Boss X Reader (Season 1)

CHAPTER 96: LOVERS' LOOKOUT

Y/N let out a long, bratty whine as she continued trudging up the hill.

Y/N: I don't wanna do this anymoooore...

Blitzø: Keep moving, kid. We can't leave that wrinkled old nutsack with those fluffy little shits any longer.

The little girl dragged her sneakers through the grass with every step, her shoulders slumped as she followed the revolting scent uphill. She had barely made it any farther before another groan escaped her.

Y/N: But he smells disgustiiiing...!

Her aunt nodded sympathetically, though she didn't slow down. As she walked, she gathered her short hair behind her head and began impatiently tying it back.

Millie: Your sister taught you how to use that nose for this kinda thing, hon. You can't get picky about what you have to track.

Desperate, the human-disguised pup threw her head back and directed her protest at the fuchsia sky.

Y/N: But nobody told me I'd have to track dirty old-man diapeeeers...!

Her father caught up to her and gave her a pat on the back with his tail.

Blitzø: Oh, please. You don't get to complain about diapers. You only just stopped wearing 'em.

Y/N: That's not tr—!!

The child spun around to confront him, but her protest died the instant she saw what he was wearing.

Blitzø wasn't the only one who had changed disguises. All three imps were now dressed as women, sporting dresses, wigs, and makeup completely different from the outfits they had worn out of the mall.

Y/N stood perfectly still, staring at them in silence until her father raised both hands to present himself.

Blitzø: Well? Do I look pretty or what?

The imp gave her a flirtatious look, lowering his eyelids as he fluttered his long false lashes to show off the dark eyeshadow surrounding his eyes. He then ran one hand through the long blonde hair of his wig and gracefully swept it over his shoulder.

Y/N followed the movement for a few seconds before her gaze dropped to the chest of his dress. Intrigued by the unfamiliar bumps, she slowly began reaching toward one of them without stopping to consider whether she should.

Y/N: Why do you have boobies?—

Blitzø smacked her hand away before she could touch anything. The little girl immediately pulled it back and opened her mouth to complain, but a familiar voice rang out in the distance before she could say a word.

Lyle Lipton: Egh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS!

Millie raised her head, having finally finished tying her hair into a small ponytail.

Millie: Found him!

The female imp quickened her pace and continued up the hill, following the old man's voice. Y/N watched her hurry away, but her attention snapped back to Blitzø when he pinched her cheek. He tugged at it with a saccharine smile and adopted a bitterly sweet tone.

Blitzø: Hands off the merchandise, darling~

He gave the same cheek a couple of patronizing pats before releasing her and following his employee. As he walked, he delicately gathered the sides of his enormous pink dress to keep its hem from dragging through the dirt.

The little apprentice rubbed her bare cheek and then noticed Moxxie watching her with one eyebrow raised and both hands planted firmly on his hips.

The smaller imp approached her with an exaggerated sway of his hips. Once he reached her, he tilted his head and slipped into the nasal, drawn-out cadence of a spoiled Valley girl, once again putting his surprising acting skills to use.