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Levi Drabble ~ Sneaky Baby

Moona Knight is a beautiful woman and currently every male scouts fascination.
She has strawberry blonde hair and and green eyes that could make grass look pale. She had full lips that almost always in a kind smile. Though her temperament was of that of a peaceful kitten, her body was that of the most well endowed temptress. Large breasts and rounded jiggly butt.

Every boy and man took notice to her, their eyes lingering on her form as she passed. With just a kind smile she could make every boy around her drool or have the beginnings of a gushing nosebleed.
A certain captain was of no exception to her charms. Levi though more collected around the beauty was still greatly affected by her. He often watched as she would walk away with Hanji, and he would greedily take his eyes over her figure wondering what it would be like to touch her.

Moona walked into the mess hall for lunch. It was as lively as ever as she walked to an empty table with her food.
She sat by herself not feeling particular talkative at the moment.
Moona wasn't oblivious to the stares she received. It seemed ever since she hit puberty all males took too long of a glance over her body. Usually she just overlooked it and went on with her life but for some reason today she felt exhausted. She'd been feeling a bit down the last week and nothing seemed to be able to cheer her.

Levi's POV:
He sat at his table eating silently. Moona had left a bit ago and to his fury every male's head snapped to watch her luscious ass walk out. Levi growled under his breath. Moona was his. He was the only one man enough to be with her. Know how to satisfy a woman like her. All these little boys just looked at her like some sort of trophy.

To his further fury he heard them begin to talk about her.
"Oh god Captain Knight is so damn hot" Jean said.
"I wonder what it would be like to be with her" Connie said.
"Please Connie. She's way older than us. She'd never go for you guys" Armin tried to reason with them. "Tell them Eren."
Eren looked around at all of them. A red blush colored his cheeks. "I mean she's beautiful but I doubt she would go for one of us." He leaned closer into the table. "I heard a rumor that her and Levi are dating." Not so subtly they all looked over at Levi. He played it cool acting as if he wasn't listening to their conversation. He continued to eat staring off at noting in particular.
The Jean puffed up his chest with an indignant look. "There's no way they're  dating. He's way too short for her." Levi ground his teeth keeping a lol on the urge to ground Jean's face into the floor. "Besides Levi doesn't like anybody. He's too cold to be with such a soft woman."
Levi frowned leaving.
He was on his way to his office when Hanji popped out of nowhere and wrapped her arm through his. "Hey short stack!" she said hyper as usual. "I need your help with an experiment!"
"Tch. I don't have time nor would I ever help you."
"Aww come me on Shorty I just need a little help. Five minutes tops."
Levi sighed. "Fine. Make it quick shit-glasses."
They went to Hanji's laboratory where Levi was a little unimpressed with the amount of clutter.
After helping Hanji move a couple things and finish some paperwork Levi was about to leave.
"You know shit-glasses if you clean up this shit hole a little bit you might actually accomplish something."
Hanji chuckled. "I accomplish lots shorty. Especially when Moona helps me. She's a much better helper than you."
Taking a risk Levi uttered the next words. "Are you and Moona friends?"
"Of course we are." Hanji gazed at him a moment. "Why do you want to know?" Then a knowing smile lit her lips. "You wouldn't happen to have a crush on her would you?"
Levi slightly blushed. "No I just didn't know Moona had the patience to put up with you."
Hanji giggled. "You like her Levi." But then she got serious. "You know Erein asked me about her last week. Do you think he likes her too?"
Levi frowned deeply. "I d-"
Hanji interrupted him jumping up, but interrupting herself she slammed her head into a shelf and a vial of blue liquid fell off and crashed over Levi soaking him in the sweet smelling liquid.
When Levi opened his eyes his furious gray eyes stared straight at Hanji. But before he could yell the angriest snarl at Hanji he was deathly exhausted and he fell back falling asleep.