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Hidan Drabble

Hidan and Kakuzu were on a mission to turn in a bounty. 

They'd found him and killed him but Hidan had gone a little overboard and had accidentally thrown the body into a cave. 

Kakuzu was grumpy they had to go searching for the body and had given Hidan a nice lump on the top of his head. 

Hidan rubbed the tender spot on his head. "Damn Kakuzu. You didn't have to hit me that hard." 

"I should have hit you harder" his partner grumbled. 

"You seem exceptionally pissy today Kakuzu." 

They found the dead man's body on top of an old shrine. "The fuck?" Hidan said looking over the durt shrine. It looked like no one had been here in centuries. 

"It's an old shrine" Kakuzu said. "From his writing it looks like to an God called Ash." 

Hidan picked up a scroll and looked it over. 

"Come one Hidan" Kakuzu called with the body over his shoulder. "Let's hurry this up."

Back at the base Hidan was in the kitchen getting food. He was starving after walking for so long. He was gitting a bowl from the highest cabinet when he heard something drop. He looked down and the scroll he'd taken fell out of his pocket. 

"What's that un?" Deidara asked. He picked it up and looked at it a little confused. "Is this some ritual from your dumbass religion?" 

Hidan snatched it out of his hands. "First of all fuck you, and it's not from my religion. Me and Kakuzu found it in this old cave. It was a part of this old shrine."

"You dumbass, you disturbed an old shrine! That's bad luck, un." 

Hidan scoffed, brushing him off. "Like I believe in that shit." 

Deidara scoffed. "Alright then. The very last thing on that scroll is a ritual to summon that God. You should do it and then get your ass kicked for messing with his shit."

Hidan smirked. "Okay. But when nothing happens you have to do whatever I say for a month." 

Deidara paused a moment. 

"Tobi will take Deidara's punishment!" Tobi chirped in. 

Deidara smirked. "Sure. Tobi will take my punishment." 

Hidan frowned. "No way. I don't want him around me as it is." 

"Let's just forget the bet and go see if it works" Deidara said. 

They went to outside the base and did as the scroll said, carving the symbol shown into the ground. Hidan looked at it comparing it to the scroll. It looked good enough to him. 

"Hida, what the hell are you doing?" Pein asked. 

Hidan looked back and most of the Akatsuki were outside with them. The only two missing were Sasori and Zetsu.

"I'm going to summon a God." 

Deidara chuckled. "He's going to get his ass smitted for messing with his shrine." 

Pein sighed. "Hurry this up, we need to have a meeting." 

Hidan knelt down and bit his thumb making it bleed. He made a pentagon in his blood. He waited a moment and nothing happened. His brows furrowed and he checked the scroll to see if he'd done something wrong. Then he saw he had to say the phrase, "Devil's witch to the world."