Ninjago Boyfriend Scenarios

When you fight - Cole

"It was a squirrel." You said, planting your hands on your hips. Cole shook his head.
"Definitely a chipmunk."
You looked up at him, brow raised. "And since when were you an animal expert?"
"Since I had a pet Dragon."
"..... shut up."
You and Cole had been going at it for a few hours now, trying to identify the thing that stole your chocolate bar. Cole said he saw a chipmunk, but you had a feeling he was only disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing. He was weird that way.
"Chipmunks aren't that big." You pointed out. "And they aren't all black, either."
"They have black stripes on their back."
"Yeah, but only on its back!"
You were really starting to regret agreeing to this whole "let's go for walk in a park because it's what couples do" thing.
"Cole! It was a black squirrel! I'm telling you!"
"Well I'm telling you it was a chipmunk." Cole was obviously not going to be swayed easily. It took a lot to change his opinion. "Now, let's go my color blind girlfriend. Let us go get you another chocolate bar and talk about how wrong you are."
"Color blind? Who ya calling color blind?!"

Meanwhile, a racoon sat up in a tree branch, gnawing on something it stole from a girl, watching as that girl walked away, bickering with her boyfriend.
Sucker.

LATER GOLDEN HEARTS!!!!

~ HeartOfGold12