Ninjago Boyfriend Scenarios

When he meets your family - Zane

I'm so excited to see the Lego Ninjago movie, oh ma gawds.

You already knew that your parents approved of Zane. I mean, what kind of parent wouldn't?(It wouldn't matter if they did or not anyway, because you loved him and that was all that mattered.)
But your parents were sort of freaking out about how much they approved of Zane. You thought they liked him just a little too much.
"He's such a sweetheart!" Your mom squealed, pinching your boyfriends cheeks. Zane didn't seem to mind all that much.
"Thank you." He said politely, because, come on, this was Zane.
Your dad swung an arm around his shoulders. You watched him mortification as your dad said to your mom, "I'm thinking a spring wedding m/n. What do you think?"
"Dad!" You yelled, your face turning the color of a tomato.
"That would not be wise. Spring is too rainy." Zane said innocently. That little-
"I think he's right hon." Your mom said thoughtfully. "Maybe fall? The leaves are so pretty.... Oh! Or a summer wedding! On the beach!"
"Mom! Cut it out!"
"Nah, too much sand. Plus, what if it's windy?"
"So fall wedding?"
"Fall wedding." Your dad confirmed.
"Fall really is a beautiful season." Zane said, not really helping the situation at all.
"I always wanted a son!" Your dad exclaimed excitedly. "Uh, no offense to you y/n."
You swore your eye twitched.
"Don't you think we're a little too young to be talking about marriage?" You asked, still flushed red. "I'm still in school, learning useless math!"
Your parents exchanged looks.
"Lavenders or roses?" Your mom asked.
"Lavenders, definitely lavenders."
"Lavenders do smell quite pleasing." Zane said, again not helping the situation.
You gave up right then, and just put your face in your hands as your parents planned your wedding, Zane chiming in to agree every once and a while (you didn't think he really knew what was going on.).
Damn, parents are embarrassing.

Apparently we're going to the mall later today to get my ungrateful brother some shoes.
Damn it.

But don't worry, I plan to update again before we go.

Then I'll endure hell.

My younger siblings, my sister (who is 8), and my brother (who is 12) fight all. The. Time.

Even if it's in public, in the middle of a freaking restaurant, my siblings fight.

And having the sit in the back of the Swaggin wagon (my glorified name for our trashy minivan) for an hour together....

It's not pretty.

Well, later golden hearts!!!!

;-; bring chocolate to my funeral.

~ HeartOfGold12