Ninjago Boyfriend Scenarios

He changes your contacts - Zane

You: is this Zane?

DestroysTheKitchen: no, it's Cole

You: .....

You: ....

You: that actually makes a lot of sense now.

DestroysTheKitchen: what? What makes sense?

You: nothing......

You: okay, this is definitely Kai

NotSoHotCheeto: yeah.... my number is saved under my name.
You: Zane changed my contacts

NotSoHotCheeto: does my new name have something to do with my hair?

You: no.

NotSoHotCheeto: well, what is it?

You: I don't think I should say, NotSoHotCheeto

NotSoHotCheeto:

NotSoHotCheeto: I AM VERY HOT, SCRATCH THAT, SMOKING HOT THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY ELEMENTAL POWERS.

You: okay then

NotSoHotCheeto: FIRE ALARMS GO OFF EVERY TIME I WALK BY BECAUSE I'M SO SMOKING HOT

You: Jay, I'm guessing

HatesBlueJollyRanchers: yeah.... That's what my name should say anyways.

You: Zane changed my contacts.

HatesBlueJollyRanchers: okay, and?

You: I know about your crime against humanity

HatesBlueJollyRanchers: what?

You: how does someone so obsessed with blue hate blue jolly ranchers? Better question, WHO ON THIS PLANET HATES BLUE JOLLY RANCHERS?!?!

HatesBlueJollyRanchers: LEAVE ME ALONE, I JUST LIKE THE WATERMELON ONES, OKAY!

GreenApple: it's Lloyd. Just so I don't feel guilty, I'm just telling you I helped Zane change your contacts. For being one of the smartest people I know, he really doesn't know how to use a phone.

You: you do realize that I'm probably going to replace your candy stash with raisins, right?

GreenApple: now that's just going too far.

You: wow Zane.... That's uh, a long name

ZaneIsNotElsaOrEverWillBe: I just wanted to get the point across.

You: it didn't work. I'm still calling you Elsa. If anything, mostly because you decided to prank me.

ZaneIsNotElsaOrEverWillBe: well that backfired.

I have never met anyone who hates blue jolly ranchers. Ever.

But I'm sure someone in the world hates them. But they don't know what they're missing.

LATER GOLDEN HEARTS!!!!

~ HeartOfGold12