Ninjago Boyfriend Scenarios

You cook together - Zane

You decided that you would never touch another knife.
Ever.
You and Zane were on the bounty, making salad for lunch for everyone. You were no stranger in a kitchen. You were actually good at cooking at baking. But for some reason, you were off today.
Which was why, when you went to cut the tomatoes, you cut yourself instead.
Multiple times.
Every three minutes it seemed like. By this point, you didn't know if it was a you or the the knife that was off.
But you did know that if Zane kept wrapping the Band-Aids around your finger so tightly, he would cut the circulation off entirely.
"Maybe you should pull the lettuce apart instead. I can handle the cutting." Zane told you, taking the knife.
As much as you didn't want to admit defeat, you really valued your finger and figured it wouldn't feel too pleasant if you cut it off.
So you went to pull the lettuce apart. But, of course, when you took it to the sink to rinse off, you managed to slip on nothing and bang your head against the floor.
"Why me." You questioned, brushing fallen lettuce off your face. Zane, meanwhile, was panicking, wondering if he should hire  a gypsy to did you of bad luck.
"At this rate, you could die!" Zane rambled. "I am not very superstitious, but it could work! Unless it's karma....You didn't do anything bad, did you?! What if a piano falls on you, like in a cartoon? What am I talking about, this isn't a cartoon! But you could seriously get injured if this continues. What do I do? I can't always be around to protect you! Oh, holy Ninjago, what if you end up dead in a ditch!?!?"
Zane was, fortunately, wrong. You didn't end up in a ditch.
But you did slip on some butter later that day and sprained your ankle.
You took this as a sign to stay out of the kitchen for awhile.

LATER GOLDEN HEARTS!!!!

~ HeartofGold12