Phil : Baby, why are you sleeping on the floor?
Dan : What the fuck. Why are you texting me when we're literally two feet apart?
Phil : Because I'm in a comfortable position and I don't wanna roll over.
Phil : Cupcake, answer the question!
Dan : Because you stole my blanket and kicked me out of the bed.
Phil : k
Dan : WHAT! K??? WHAT THE FUCK? AREN'T YOU WORRIED?
Dan : I'M COLD!!!!!!
Phil : 🎵Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground OH OH trouble trouble trouble🎵
Dan : Fuck you!
Phil : Harder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dan : Urgh! I hate you!
Phil : Love ya cutie pie😙
Dan : I'M COLD😢
Phil : Awwww
Dan : :(
Phil : Awww
Dan : :(
Phil : Awww
Dan : :(
Phil : Okay, gotta go get my beauty sleep BYE 🙋
Dan : YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE AHHHHH 😠😠😠😠
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Candy Love//Phan
FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
