Phil : Love.
Dan : Ya
Phil : I'm bored. Lets get back together ^_^
Dan : Sure.
Phil : I just can't breathe without you, baby.
Dan: Loosen your pants, babe.
Phil : Oh, thanks I knew something felt weird.
Phil : Anyway I love you with all my heart and soul, cupcake.
Dan : Don't you mean dick?
Phil : No, I meant heart <3
Phil : I'm serious. I would probably die without you.
Dan : Then you should hurry up and learn to cook.
Phil : God, Dan. Why do u have to ruin everything? I'm trying to be romantic!
Dan : Oh, sorry I just couldn't take all the overdramatic-ness.
Phil : I was trying to reassure you after our breakup, you asshole!
Dan : Really? The break up only lasted for 9 minutes and 29 seconds though -____-
Phil : But it was still a break up!
Dan : Okay, whatever. I've to go back to work. It's fun to joke around like this, Bye!
Phil : Fuck, it wasn't a joke! I genuinely broke up with you! Why isn't anyone believing me? I should just dump your stupid ass, you jerk! You don't even care about me! You don't even care that I broke up with you! I'm crying my eyes out here, I hate you, you piece of dog poop!
Dan : Chocolate, you're bothering me right now. I have to work, babe.
Phil: Oh! Sorry cupcake I just got carried away. I wanted to make it as real as possible.
Phil: Anyway it was fun for me too, bye baby <3
Phil: Come home soon though, I miss you cupcake :(
Dan: I miss you too <3 I'll try to come home early, okay?
Phil: Okay :))))
Dan: And by the way, you better clean the room before I come back or else I'll dump your ass for real.
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
